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| Alex Jones & Daniel Lobb |
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| Patsy Kensit; one of many celebrities hitting the dance floor |
"It's fantastic to be bringing Strictly back for it's eighth series with even more glamour and excitement than ever before. This year we have a fantastic line-up of celebrities and more spectacular dancing than ever before -- a red carpet launch is the perfect way to start the show."Are you looking forward to Strictly Come Dancing this year? Have you always hated the show? Have you gone off it in recent years? Do you just prefer X Factor? Do you prefer the US version, Dancing With The Stars? Will the caliber of these celebrities lure you in for a few weeks? Is Alesha Dixon back on merit as a judge, or because it would be too embarrassing to axe her so soon?
Jive: Totally unsexy and Natalie's facial expressions are beginning to bug me now, but she's admittedl one of the few celebs that actually seems to enjoy every second out on the dance floor.
Samba: With a tiny dress resembling a leaf (something a teenage Tinkerbell might wear, perhaps), this was another fun and saucy performance from Zoe. Slender body, lovely long legs, smiley and fun with some hip grinding thrown in.
Waltz: I really hate the waltz. It just looks so pretensious and dull to me. And for someone like Flavia it means she generally wears long, boring ballgowns. It's like throwing a towel over a Mona Lisa!
Rumba: Phewee. Hot and steamy antipodean loveliness, as Erin makes a play to the next Bond Girl in dancing to "License To KilL". Sexy little black dress, very stylish, semi-transparent skirt, hair down and looking great.
Waltz: Again, yawn. Sorry, Laila's a beautiful woman, but these ballroom dances are fast-forward material. Thank God for Virgin+.
Tango: Sexily aggressive dance from Katya (check out those karate kicks at the start!) and she certainly put across the attitude. Not hugely attractive once it settled down, but not bad.
Quickstep: After weeks wowing us, Natalie was due a potentially dull dance, and the quickstep never gets me excited. But Natalie just about made it bearable in a snow white dress going well with her Scandinavian blonde locks.
Foxtrot: Another fairly dull offering, really. I'm a Latin dance man, clearly. Still, Jade looked pretty glitzy.
Paso Doble: Lots of entertainment and blood-pumping fun here, as Ali tore up the dance floor – open-backed dress, skirt slashed up to the waist, lots of drama and passion. Good fun.
Cha Cha Cha: Ola's catsuit from series 6 went down in SCD history, so here came its red-hot sister. Yes, you can't really beat seeing Ola dancing to a sexy disco tune in a body-hugging catsuit, swirling her hips with enough energy to power every home in the country. There's a reason they leave her till last on the show. Bliss.
American Smooth: I appreciate she puts the effort in and really performs, but there wasn't much sex appeal about this. A long, boring, strawberry red dress and a stern face. Bland.
American Smooth: She's good to watch, even in the ballgowns, because Zoe's clearly having a great time. Elegant and refined beauty.
Samba: Finally, we have a long overdue breakthrough! Flavia was back to her sexy best in a sparkling blue dress that was basically two offcuts sewn together across her iconic abdomen. Lots of body shape, hair down, great fun.
American Smooth: Custard yellow dresses aren't really my thing, but I guess Erin made it work with the open-back and ample bosom. Quite light and air, very pleasant.
Samba: Laila's probably the best at looking great in dresses that actually hide a fair bit, and this pure white outfit was pretty groovy. The lady version of John Travolta's iconic suit?
Samba: Katya has that excitable schoolgirl vibe to her, don't you think? The sea green dress was hot – fluffy skirt, long blonde locks, slender legs, lots of those quick waist twists the ladies tend to do, and booty shaking. Sizzling and fun.
Samba: As older women go, Jo probably raised some blood pressure in nursing homes across the country. You could see hints of the '60s sex-kitten here at times, I guess.
Samba: Awful colours threatened to make Natalie look like a trifle, but when you have legs this long and know how to move your body, I think all men go colour blind. Of all the new pro dancers, Nat's making the best impression – really fast, fun, enjoyable, sexy stuff.
Samba: Wowzers! Jade certainly impresses this week with a silvery web-like dress that looked like it had been drizzled over her body by a giant spider. Lots of leg and plenty of gyration.
American Smooth: I think Ali's a good match with Brian because both have a funny mannequin look to their features, don't you think? Anyway, Ali's dance was again very good, and she somehow even made a tangerine orange dress look quite hot.
American Smooth: As Brucie said, this was a rare week where Ola covered her body, but she still looked great in that silvery-pink ballgown that hugged her waist.
Waltz: No, not for me. A pretty dull dress with a net curtain skirt.
Jive: Zoe's always great fun to watch, with a huge smile and lots of confidence. This jive number meant she had a cute '60s look with long legs, and got to wear a tiny cyan dress with lots of sparkle.
Jive: After weeks of disappointment, this was a decent comeback for Flavia because of some sea-green hotpants I think may have been spray-painted on. Energetic, leggy, and her best look in weeks.
Jive: A bit embarrassing, if you ask me – but Erin looked pretty good, in a sexy mum sort of way. The orange dress was a bit garish, like someone had forced her to wear some orange peel. Still, some leggy kicks and a beautiful flat stomach.
Jive: The black trousers may have hidden her legs, but it was such a different look that it didn't matter. Open-backed, lots of cleavage, Laila looked pretty sweet doing this funky jive.
Waltz: Dull dance, but Katya's dress was understated and beautiful. Long, elegant and white-silver in colour – very fairy tale.
Waltz: She was like a dancing bush kangaroo. Not in looks, in movement, dummies.
Waltz: Now that's a ballgown! Candyfloss pink, open-backed, tight-fitting, and Natalie looked a dream.
Waltz: I'm not sure, really. The dress wasn't brilliant, but Jade has a certain poise and stern beauty to her.
Jive: Another of her many fantastic dresses; tiny, sparkly, showing plenty of leg and shapely rear. Very sexy, but she does go to pieces at certain points as the judges pointed out, and Brian tries to cover by overshadowing her at times.
Jive: Kristina sort of overdoes things with her appearance (she looks much better au naturele), but you can't really hate a tiny rose red dress that shows as much cleavage and leg as this.
Jive: Enjoy her while you can, because Chris will be out soon. Ola refuses to wear anything but the sexiest outfits, it seems, so here she was in golden underwear with pink frills. High energy, incredibly cute, always great fun to watch.
Salsa: Well, she has fun and gives it 100% on the dance floor, and her purple dress was quite hot. But, y'know, it's still like watching your sister go mad at a disco, and not especially sexy.
Foxtrot: Oh dear, what's happened to Flavia this year? Another boring dance, wearing something your grandma may have hanging on her washing line. Totally boring and left everything to the imagination.
Foxtrot: If you're doing a ballroom dance with a long skirt, this is how you want to look. Erin looked like she was wearing a svelte cloud in this dance; lovely open back, long gloves, pink underskirt and sophisticated classiness.
Foxtrot: Laila's been another disappointment this year, so I hope she gets a chance to steam up the screen with some Latin dances very soon. This dress was pretty and her makeup was great, but it was underwhelming.
Salsa: I could have done without Tuffers' prancing, but luckily Katya made up for those indulgences with some leggy kicks and plenty of infectious energy. Lightning quick legs, spinning body, twisty hips.
Foxtrot: She can't dance, she looks totally perplexed half the time. I wish she'd just get voted off. Dull silver ballgown, stilted performance.
Salsa: Cyan dress with a skirt vehemently unable to hide any leg, lots of energy and sexy moves. Natalie's one of the new girls who's really making an impression this year. Hot stuff.
Salsa: Quite an awful dress, I thought, like she was wearing a blood clot. Still, all the female performers get some points for showing their legs, and she managed a few provocative poses and moves in this.
Salsa: Aww, bless her for finding it so hard to be sexy in training, but she pulled it off on the night. Ali again looked fabulous, in one of those flesh-stocking outfits, showing a heap of cleavage and ensuring that orange skirt was on constant vibrate. Sexy.
Foxtrot: I just look away now, don't you?
Foxtrot: Kristina's one of these girls who ages five years when she puts makeup on. I don't know why, but she only ever looks 31 when she's papped in the street or posing for a fashion magazine. On the show, she always looks close to 40. She's still hot, mind, and one of the few dancers who can look sexy in the ballgowns; supple body, big booty.
Salsa: Ola and salsa go together like peaches n' cream, so this was another sexy performance from the Polish hotie. Another dress half-worn, showcasing her hot body with lots of grinding and saucy moves.
Foxtrot: A pure white dress that covered her up entirely, but she somehow made it work well for herself. She has a good stature to her, which helps. Still a disappointment, but not bad considering.(c) 2006-2015 Dan Owen. All rights reserved. No content appearing on this site may be reproduced, reposted, or reused without written permission.
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