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"If I had a list of all the people that might come to visit me, your name would be at the bottom. Somewhere below Jesus Christ and Scooby Doo."
The Final Break introduces us to the women's-only penitentiary, where all that estrogen doesn't make prison life any more palatable: Sara is picked on as the new "fish"; beaten up by the guards (as payback for disciplinary action doled out to Fox River staff after Sara assisted in the breakout -- wha--?!); meets "Daddy" (Lori Petty, resembling a fat Michael Douglas in Falling Down) who runs a respected "family" of girls Sara has to ingratiate herself with, and then realizes she's incarcerated with an old enemy --superbitch Gretchen (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, a cross between Miss Piggy and Elvira.)
Overall, there's not much reason for fans to see The Final Break unless you're desperate to know exactly how Michael met his unfortunate end, as nothing else of relevance is really explored. Emotionally, this leaves us with a similar feeling to the series finale's coda (minus a surprise punch) and, while it thankfully doesn't stomp all over the TV series' respectable finish, it wasn't really worth dragging everyone back for another go-round. Still, despite viewers being asked to swallow the most absurd development ever presented to us in Prison Break's history, it accomplished what it set out to do. It's a silly caper, aimed squarely at the fanbase, that plays like a cheeky glimpse at an alternate universe's fifth season, and fills in a blank for those who detest ambiguity... but it's nothing more.
[SPOILERS] And you thought it would just run and run? Truth is, Prison Break never really justified continuing beyond the post-escape manhunt of season 2, and its premise was always a one-season wonder at heart. But, here we are, at the tail-end of the fourth season, finally slamming the cell door shut after the cons have bolted...
As Michael and Mahone devise ways to delay Christina and Krantz, we also catch up with Sucre (Amaury Nolasco) in Chicago, who essentially walked out on the situation mid-season. Clever guy. Here, Sucre's tracked down by a familiar face from his days behind bars -- C-Note (Rockmond Dunbar), one of the "Fox River Eight" that escaped to a normal life back in season 2. Turns out C-Note's knows a man with connections to the United Nations, who claims he can get everyone exonerated and destroy the Company if they get Scylla to him. But can he be trusted?
The finale also worked as a treat for fans who have stuck with the series through thick and thin -- C-Note's sympathetic government contact turned out to be fan-favourite Paul Kellerman (Paul Adelstein), the former-Company agent who was a season 1 bogeyman, before redeeming himself by joining the brothers and helping Sara avoid prosecution in season 2's finale. He was last seen being assassinated by Company agents in a van, but it was filmed with enough ambiguity for his return to work -- well, just about. Fans have swallowed a beheaded Sara being written back into the show, so pretty much anything can happen and be accepted on Prison Break!
I have to admit that the scene with everyone sat around scribbling their signatures carried a surprising amount of weight for me, purely because these characters have struggled through a ridiculous amount of obstacles to reach their goal. Even as a viewer, it was quite cathartic to know they'd finally won! It would have been too cruel to give them a fifth season, don't you think?!
And you know what? Damn, that was raw stuff. Killing your hero. The man responsible for getting this group through a multitude of terrible situations (including two seemingly-impossible prison escapes.) Wentworth Miller isn't the best actor, but he played the character well enough and stoical Michael was always a likable and charismatic protagonist. Killing him in a coda didn't seem fair; but then again, death never does. Miller himself thought Michael should atone for the bad things his decision to spring Linc from jail set in motion -- as his intention to save his brother did ultimately cost dozens of people their lives, and created a lot of pain and suffering.
[SPOILERS] That was better. I'm still bored by the Scylla silliness, but in some ways that took a backseat in "Cowboys And Indians", which distracted us with an entertaining escape from a besieged hotel, refocused the stakes slightly, and ended on the show's best cliffhanger for ages...
Elsewhere, General Krantz (Leon Russom) sends a henchman to extricate the brothers, lest they blab to the authorities after arrest, and Christina tries to sell Scylla to Banerjee's grieving father, Indian Prime Minister Nandu Banerjee (Marshall Manesh), by telling him the Chinese were responsible for his son's death, hoping he'll buy her technology to use as a weapon to reignite a border dispute between with China. I guess she's hoping the Prime Minister won't hear about the fact she's framed Linc's team for the assassination? Can you say "plot hole"?
Overall, Prison Break's existence post-season 1 has largely relied on pace, excitement, camaraderie and regular surprises. Its strong suit has never been plot or characterization, but it can distract you with "incidents" well enough for you to merrily be swept along. Season 4 has started to struggle with this formula, sadly -- as the show's become rat's nest of confusion now the writers are forced to keep the story alive by cannibalizing their own premise (the brothers are no longer related, they don't have the same goal, and the big villain is their "dead" mother.)
[SPOILERS] No, no, no. Sorry -- I still don't care about anything that's happening right now. To be fair, writer Karyn Usher did a better job at making this episode feel more interesting than the preceding two installments, and the storyline even progressed a notch, but it was still torturous nonsense...
Meanwhile, Michael (Wentworth Miller) and Sara (Sarah Wayne Callies) lure Christine's (Kathleen Quinlan) party to a warehouse, where they've set a trap to knock them all unconscious when they get back into their car and turn on the air-con they've laced with a chemical. This allows Michael to whisk his unconscious mom to his apartment, to interrogate her about Scylla. In a bland episode, this was the minor highlight -- as Christina reveals to Michael that Linc isn't his brother (he was an adopted orphan -- a twist too far?), and correctly guesses that Sara is pregnant with her grandchild (improbably noticing the doc's "protective" body-language!) Even more implausibly, Christina continues to claim she knows her son better than anyone else, despite the fact we know she left home when Michael was five years old! I don't know about you, but my formative years weren't while finger-painting at primary school.
I've skimped over several details about "S.O.B", but the one thing more disheartening than watching Prison Break is actually writing about it just recently. It's become over-reliant on formula (more numbers and letters to decipher), and Christina just isn't working as a Machiavellian super-bitch villain. This episode wanted us to believe she has a similar knack for engineering traps and getting out of impossible situations as Michael, but she's still not a believable antithesis of her genius son. And now the writers want us to believe Michael and Linc aren't even brothers? Admittedly that's not difficult to accept (given their disparity in IQ and temperament), but it feels like the writers are just getting desperate for things to surprise us with. What's next? Sarah's actually the General's daughter? T-Bag and Mahone are cousins?
||SPOILERS|| The versus of the title refers to two things: the fact brothers Linc (Dominic Purcell) and Michael (Wentworth Miller) are effectively working against each other in pursuit of Scylla, and initials found as part of another interminable puzzle -- one Vincent Sandinsky (Ivar Brogger), a scientist due at a Progressive Energies conference...
After the resolutely poor restart of season 4 last week, things aren't much better in "Vs.", although the episode contains more incident and one important reveal that made it worth the effort -- just. Michael and Sara (Sarah Wayne Callies) are back in Miami trying to find Scylla using a coded message they found on a dead assailant (that indicates the arrival of the titular "V.S" at a Miami airport), while Linc's team are likewise chasing Scylla and follow its owner Christina (Kathleen Quinlan) to the Indian Embassy -- where she intends to sell it to an academic, and they intend to steal it.
Essentially, it's become impossible to care about the fate of Scylla or The Company and, by turning Michael and Linc into opposing forces, well... the show's lost some of the camaraderie it once had, too. It's no fun seeing Michael and Sara as a loved-up double-act; while it's a little perplexing that Linc is leading his team, considering Mahone's a former-FBI agent who led teams of people for a living. The writing finally gets around to making Sara pregnant (nobody in TV-land practices safe sex, remember), but even the idea of Michael having an unborn baby to protect doesn't really engage me.
||SPOILERS|| Back for its final half-dozen episodes (plus a two-hour DVD special in the summer), Prison Break's fourth season feels ridiculously tedious and tough-going after a four-month hiatus. The show has been running on fumes since the latter half of season 2, but it can usually build enough delirious pace to pull viewers through each episode on pure momentum and machismo. Season 4 was mindlessly enjoyable until mid-season (when the twists just became too far-fetched and in service to keeping this juggling act going), and now we're coasting by... to predetermined death.
This episode was a tedious mess. My patience is at a low ebb already, and it's been so long since the show last aired that it was a struggle to remember all the background to character's motivations. Not that they even make sense, if you know! Mahone (William Fichtner), T-Bag (Robert Knepper) and Don (Michael Rappaport) head up a subplot about retrieving the names of the group that have stolen Scylla, by gaining access to a database of names after noticing a key taken from Caruths contains a microchip. Forgotten who Caruths was? That's the problem. If it helps, he was the guy who shot Gretchen in the last episode, that feels like it happened over a year ago.
And the acting remains questionable at best. There's a terrible moment when Linc goes to meet with his mother; a woman he thought has been dead for 23 years and abandoned him as a child. This is a BIG moment. A moment of reunion that should have been a chokingly real, emotional real highlight. But, oh shit, you've got Dominic "the human pork scratching" Purcell as its star. Kathleen Quinlan's a decent enough actress (heaven knows what she's doing slumming it here), but she can't really help, either. Her character's supposed to be very stoical and reserved, so the whole success of the scene rests on Purcell's shoulders. And he has BIG shoulders. But, the best he can do is look vaguely numbed, before they stick on a scene afterwards where he leans against a wall to recover from the shock. Dear, oh dear."At the wrap party, there was a real sense of accomplishment. There was no feeling of 'we got cut short' or 'we could have gone more years.' It feels as though the story got [told in its entirety]. Read more..."

Spoilers. By rights, the mid-season finale should have been "Selfless", as Prison Break has awkwardly plodded on past that ideal twist-ending, trying to sculpt a half-baked reason to justify its existence. Cynics might say that's been the case since Michael Scofield scaled Fox River's wall back in season 1. "The Sunshine State" scores points for narrative momentum, now that it's decided on its new direction, but loses them entirely for concocting such a ridiculous, improbable gambit...
Spoilers. How about that Michael Scofield (Wentworth Miller), eh? He's such a genius that he cracks the whole Scylla mystery while having experimental brain surgery! Beyond that significant puzzle piece, I still think Prison Break's suffering a mid-season lull since Don (Michael Rapaport) turned traitor. Still, a few developments here might finally have realigned the series into its latest guise...
Spoilers. We're still in the awkward mid-season transitional phase, and Prison Break's predictable unpredictability continues to surprise and aggravate in equal measure. "Just Business" has Michael (Wentworth Miller) targeted by Don (Michael Rapaport), who wants the missing Scylla component so he can sell The Company's "black book" to his buyer…
Spoilers. The second half of season 4 gets underway, with all the expected strains and turbulent repositioning we've come to expect from Prison Break. Trying to keep a grip on the fluid situation ensures a certain level of commitment and interest to see you through, but "Deal Or No Deal" is an awkward episode that doesn't inspire much confidence in the new direction…
Spoilers. A rip-roaring climax to the various plot-strands of Prison Break's fourth year; featuring long-awaited confrontations and a plot that keeps the audience in the dark for as long as possible. This series is a smorgasbord of stupidity, silliness, machismo, fun, cliché and discordant twists, but it's always made for a deliriously entertaining weekly fix...
"Quiet Riot" is the halfway mark of the 22-episode season, although there are strong rumours Prison Break may not be picked up for a full run after Christmas. As usual, the show likes to get tantalizingly close to its goal by mid-season (see: the aborted Fox River escape in season 1, or failed escape from Sona in season 3), so episode 11 finds the team finally setting their eyes on the miniature-monolith Scylla, like eager little chimps...(c) 2006-2015 Dan Owen. All rights reserved. No content appearing on this site may be reproduced, reposted, or reused without written permission.
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