After two months, it's time to bring the weekly Catfight feature to a close. Last week, I asked readers to vote for their favourite between Anna Paquin and Julie Benz, and I was surprised to see the more mature Benz win, with 65% to Paquin's 35%. Thanks to everyone who voted! The Catfight will be return one day, but it's best not to drag these features out for too long.

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Podcast recommendations

Saturday, July 18, 2009 | View Comments

I occasionally like to mention the podcasts I'm listening to. Podcasts primarily rely on word-of-mouth, so hopefully these choices will influence a few people, one way or the other. In a slight change, they're in descending order (1-10):

1. Mark Kermode (Five Live) I love this podcast. It's become a sign that the working week is over for me. Simon Mayo and Mark Kermode make for an enjoyable double-act (Mayo pricking film critic Kermode's ego, elitism and pretentiousness) as they run through the box-office top 10 and review the week's new releases. The specials (interviews with directors, writers and actors) are also very good. Lots of quirkiness and injokes, such as the alternate names for bad actors (Ikea Knightley, etc.) Good fun, a popular film podcast, and listened to be celebs like Jason Isaacs ("hello!"), David Morrissey, Stephen Fry, and others. So good that Mayo and Kermode have recently started doing their shtick as a ten-minute segment on BBC's The Culture Show.

2. /Filmcast. I've only started downloading this in the past 5 months, or so, but it's definitely one of the best podcasts around for film fans. Every week, David Chen, Devindra Hardawar, Adam Quigley (and a different guest) discuss movie news, what they've been watching, and the week's big film release. It's an easy listen, pretty funny, quite informative at times, and the guest reviewers (other online critics or celebs) are good value. They also flag spoilers, helpfully. There's also a follow-up podcast called After Dark, which is arguably better because it's more freewheeling and includes television.

3. Adam & Joe (Six Music) Their '90s show was great fun, but this double-act never got the break they deserved. Their brand of homespun comedy is all the rage 10 years later, thanks to YouTube. On radio in the '00s, they're just as good, and put a phenomenal amount of work into each episode. The "Song Wars" feature alone must take days for them to compose and record, and they even accompany some of their spoof songs with animated videos. Check out the Quantum Of Solace and Australia ditties. Oh, and: Stephen!

4. Scene/Unseen Movie Reviews. I sometimes find myself irritated by this podcast, actually, because the American reviewers (Chris and Jimmy) have opinions and tastes I don't always agree with (both hate fantasy films, Jimmy won't watch animated "talking animal" movies). But, the concept of the podcast is very good: Chris watches a movie, Jimmy doesn't, and they create a film review based on their differing vantage points. L.A-based, it's also attracted a few celebs their way (David Lynch, David Fincher, Seth Rogen, Kevin Smith) and is always quite informative. Although I do kinda prefer it when Jimmy goes on holiday and they get some guests to replace him! Sorry, Jimmy.

5. Scott Mills Daily (Radio 1) This wouldn't be so high if I listened to Scott Mills' drive-time show, as it's just a highlights package, but it's one of the more enjoyable podcasts if you haven't heard the content. Scott, Chappers and Becky are the trio behind a mix of games, interviews, and banter. Typical Radio 1 fluff; good fun, hilarious at times, with plenty of recurring gags/catchphrases ("a horse for one bin!") and a few inventive ideas.

6. The Official Lost Podcast/The Lost Initiative. The oficial ABC podcast (presented by Lost execs Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof) is very good, but suffers slightly from the fact the creators are wary of revealing too much, and certainly won't go into speculation about the show (for obvious reasons!) The Lost Initiative is UK-based, presented by Iain Lee, and I find it more entertaining in many ways. Each episode is torn apart and picked over at the Sky1 pace, with interesting theories, enjoyable banter and phone calls. Both great podcasts for fans of the show -- although, technically, the Initiative is now a vodcast and only available through the Sky1 website.

7. Iain Lee (Absolute Radio) A two-hour phone-in show that takes awhile to get into, but can provide dumb, silly entertainment. It's mainly an outlet for oddball listeners to call up and spout inane nonsense; it's the audio equivalent of the X Factor auditions round, in that enjoyment comes from laughing at numbskulls. And there's not as much singing. It's so weird that even a fake regular (octogenarian Bob From Watford) fits in perfectly, and has become a cult character in his own right with stage appearances and an occasional slot on Radio 2's Steve Wright Show.

8. Chris Moyles (Radio 1) Another highlights package of the week's morning shows, so it's rather tedious if you're a regular listener to BBC Radio 1 every day. But, as the flagship show, there are big-name guests and an enjoyable zoo-style from Chris and the gang. Interestingly, the intro and outro's for the podcast are the worst bit, and those are new content.

9. The Now Show / The News Quiz (Radio 4) Both shows are part of the "Friday Night Comedy" strand on R4, and can be pretty good. I'm not a big fan of The Now Show, really -- but The News Quiz is the audio equivalent of Have I Got News For You (not as funny, but more on-topic), so it's worth listening to.

10. Collings & Herrin. The least polished podcast on this chart (and perhaps anywhere in Podcastland?), writer/critic Andrew Collins and writer/comedian Richard Herring basically waffle on for 66 minutes about current affairs. It's uneven in quality, but that's part of its grubby charm. It's just two blokes, sat in an attic, putting the world to rights, taking the piss out of each other, venting their spleen, and occasionally delving into dark-but-cheeky territory. Infantile and increasingly meandering, but oddly compelling.

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It's been revealed that Karen Gillan's character in the new series of Doctor Who will be called Amy, and it's likely the 21-year-old Scottish actress will be keeping her native accent. Filming on Doctor Who's fifth series, the brainchild of new showrunner Steven Moffat, begins this Monday. Therefore, the BBC will be releasing a photo of The Doctor (Matt Smith) and Amy next Tuesday.

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Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America For The Purpose
Of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable In The
Presence Of A Gay Foreigner In A Mesh T-Shirt


In the US: Sacha Baron Cohen's ribald mockumentary BRUNO goes straight to #1 after much publicity, although its $30m haul was below expectations and can be considered an underperformance when compared to its predecessor Borat... while Chris Columbus comedy I LOVE YOU, BETH COOPER (starring Heroes' Hayden Panettiere), bombs with just shy of $5m, to take #7..

US TOP 10

(-) 1. Brüno $30.6m
(2) 2. Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs $27.6m
(1) 3. Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen $24.2m
(3) 4. Public Enemies $13.8m
(4) 5. The Proposal $10.6m
(5) 6. The Hangover $9.93m
(-) 7. I Love You, Beth Cooper $4.92m
(6) 8. Up $4.72m
(7) 9. My Sister's Keeper $4.29m
(8) 10. The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 $1.54m

In the UK: In his homeland, Sacha Baron Cohen's BRUNO echoes its American success, debuting at #1... and the only other new entry is Bollywood movie SHORTKUT – THE CON IS ON, which sneaks into the chart at #10...

UK TOP 10

(-) 1. Brüno £5m
(1) 2. Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs £4.7m
(3) 3. Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen £1.4m
(4) 4. The Hangover £1.2m
(2) 5. Public Enemies £1.04m
(5) 6. My Sister's Keeper £675k
(6) 7. Year One £242k
(8) 8. Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian £106k
(7) 9. Kambakkht Ishq £104k
(-) 10. Shortkut – The Con Is On £80k

UK RELEASES THIS WEEK


HARRY POTTER & THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

Fantasy adventure. Harry Potter discovers more about Lord Voldemort's past.
Director: David Yates Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Michael Gambon, Jim Broadbent, Helene Bonham Carter, Timothy Spall & Alan Rickman
Tomatometer: 87% (Fresh; based on 159 reviews) "Dark, thrilling, and occasionally quite funny, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is also visually stunning and emotionally satisfying."


MOON

Sci-Fi drama. An astronaut approaching the end of a three-year stint mining the moon uncovers a strange mystery.
Director: Duncan Jones Starring: Sam Rockwell, Matt Berry, Robin Chalk & Kevin Spacey
Tomatometer: 88% (Fresh; based on 111 reviews) "Boosted by Sam Rockwell's intense performance, Moon is a compelling work of science-fiction, and a promising debut from director Duncan Jones."

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I'm a regular listener to Radio 1, so have therefore cultivated a deep hatred for Jo Whiley and Edith Bowman. Whiley's a namedropping nonentity with the personality of a dishcloth, whose show lasts three hours but has never featured anything remotely memorable (save for a few Live Lounge performances.) Bowman's an intensely irritating woman who relies on faux enthusiasm and screeching catchphrases ("Get in!") when all else fails. Fortunately, someone at Radio 1 has finally realized that a fortysomething mother and a Scottish girl with no discernible talent need replacing...



So, Whiley is being booted to weekend afternoons (1-4pm) with Fearne Cotton replacing her, while Edith Bowman's being kicked to weekend breakfast (7-10am) and replaced by rising star Greg James. Now, I'm not a huge fan of Cotton or James, but both are eminently preferable to their vacuum-talent predecessors, so this is great news. I just wish Radio 1 bosses had ditched Bowman and Whiley about five years ago, or never employed them to begin with.

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2009 Emmy Nominations

Thursday, July 16, 2009 | , View Comments

The 61st Emmy nominations have just been released. The full list can be read here, but here are the noms that pricked my interest, because shows I enjoy, admire or review were included:

Outstanding Art Direction for a Mini-Series or Movie:
Generation Kill

Outstanding Art Direction for a Single-Camera Series:
Heroes: "Cold Snap"
Mad Men: "The Jet Set"
Pushing Daisies: "Dim Sum Lose Some"
True Blood: "Burning House Of Love", "Cold Ground" & "Sparks Fly Out"

Outstanding Casting for a Drama Series:
Damages
Mad Men
True Blood

Outstanding Cinematography for a One-Hour Series:
Breaking Bad: "ABQ"
Life On Mars: "Out Here In The Fields"
Mad Men: "The New Girl"

Outstanding Comedy Series:
Flight Of The Conchords
The Office

Outstanding Costumes for a Series:
Mad Men: "Meditations In An Emergency"
Pushing Daisies: "Bzzzzzzzzz!"

Outstanding Directing for a Comedy Series:
James Bobin - Flight Of The Conchords: "The Tough Brets"

Outstanding Directing for a Drama Series:
Michael Rymer - Battlestar Galactica: "Daybreak: Part 2"
Todd A. Damages - "Trust Me"
hil Abraham - Mad Men: "The Jet Set"

Outstanding Directing for a Mini-Series, Movie or Dramatic Special:
Philip Martin - Wallander: "One Step Behind"

Outstanding Drama Series:
Breaking Bad
Damages
Dexter
Lost
Mad Men

Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series:
Ted Danson - Damages: "They Had to Tweeze That Out of My Kidney"
Jimmy Smits - Dexter: "Go Your Own Way"

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series:
Jemaine Clement - Flight Of The Conchords
Steve Carell - The Office

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series:
Bryan Cranston - Breaking Bad
Michael C. Hall - Dexter
Jon Hamm - Mad Men
Simon Baker - The Mentalist

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Mini-Series or Movie:
Kiefer Sutherland - 24: Redemption
Kenneth Branagh - Wallander: "One Step Behind"

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama:
Glenn Close - Damages
Elisabeth Moss - Mad Men

Outstanding Main Title Sequence:
Lie To Me
True Blood

Outstanding Mini-Series:
Generation Kill

Outstanding Music Composition for a Mini-Series, Movie or Special:
Sean P. Callery - 24: Redemption

Outstanding Music Composition for a Series:
Sean P. Callery - 24
Robert Duncan - Castle

Outstanding Special Visual Effects for a Miniseries, Movie Or Special:
Generation Kill

Outstanding Special Visual Effects for a Series:
Battlestar Galactica: "Daybreak: Part 2"
Fringe: "Pilot"
Heroes: "The Second Coming"/"The Butterfly Effect"

Outstanding Stunt Coordination:
24: "5:00PM - 6:00PM"
Burn Notice: "Lesser Evil"
Chuck: "Chuck Versus The First Date"

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series:
Aaron Paul - Breaking Bad
William Hurt - Damages
Michael Emerson - Lost
John Slattery - Mad Men

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series:
Cherry Jones - 24
Rose Byrne - Damages

Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series:
Carlton Cuse & Damon Lindelof - Lost: "The Incident"
Robin Veith & Matthew Weiner - Mad Men: "A Night To Remember"
Andre Jacquemetton, Maria Jacquemetton & Matthew Weiner - Mad Men: "Six Month Leave"
Matthew Weiner - Mad Men: "The Jet Set"
Kater Gordin & Matthew Weiner - Mad Men: "Meditations In An Emergency"

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"Through the darkness of future past
the magician longs to see
one chance out between two worlds
'Fire walk with me.'"
-- The One-Armed Man

[SPOILERS] Until now, Twin Peaks hasn't really been as off the wall as its reputation would have you expect. Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) is definitely eccentric, some of the townsfolk are oddballs, and there's a pervasive strangeness in its auburn aesthetic and droning soundtrack, but it's generally more quirky than willfully bizarre. Maybe we've just become accustomed to peculiar TV since Twin Peaks first aired? However, "Zen, Or The Skill To Catch A Killer" is undoubtedly the moment when Twin Peaks embraced its famous surrealism, creating diehard fans with a taste for the fantastical, while possibly losing those less receptive to a murder-mystery with supernatural overtones...

One of the most humourous sequences is when Cooper demonstrates to Sheriff Truman (Michael Ontkean), his deputies, and receptionist Lucy (Kimmy Robertson) his unique style of detective work, based on a dream he had about Tibet. Having gathered them in the woods and explained Tibetan history of the Dalai Lama being exiled from his country by the invading Chinese, Cooper has a bottle positioned on a tree stump many yards away. He then tries to smash said bottle by throwing rocks at it, each one representing a suspect who could be "J" -- the person mentioned in Laura Palmer's final diary entry. A rock named for Dr. Jacoby strikes the bottle, but the bottle is only smashed by the rock evoking trucker Leo Johnson's name. The strange thing is, Truman and his men hardly bat an eyelid at this insane deductive method of Coop's! But will it be proven accurate?

At the Horne residence, local millionaire Benjamin (Richard Beymer), his daughter Audrey (Sherilyn Fenn), his wife Sylvia (Jan D'Arcy), and retarded son Johnny (Robert Bauer) -- dressed as a native American Indian(!) -- are having dinner together. The meal is quickly interrupted by the return of Ben's younger brother Jerry (David Patrick Kelly), fresh back from France with delicious baguettes to share.

The bread exemplifies how incorrigible the Horne brothers are, as Ben becomes just as enthused by their taste as his sibling after just one bite. Or maybe they just have very similar tastes and a keen appreciation of the finer things? After Jerry is told about Laura Palmer's murder, the brothers decide to visit a riverside brothel over the Canadian border called "One Eyed Jacks", arriving at the club by speedboat to be entertained by alluring women in lingerie. Ben is obviously a regular patron of the club, judging from how he's treated by the One Eyed Jack's matriarch Blackie O'Reilly (Victoria Catlin). He may even be the owner?

As a series with an intention to parody Richard Sirk's infamously cheesy melodrama's of the '50s, that truly gets underway here between Donna and James, two youngsters brought together over their shared grief for Laura as her best friend and secret lover, respectively. It's no coincidence that Twin Peaks' show-within-a-show (tacky soap "Invitation To Love") is more prominently seen in this episode for the first time, either.

Elsewhere, Bobby (Laura's official boyfriend) and Mike (Gary Hershberger) go to the woods to pick up some cocaine in a deflated football, left by their dealer Leo (Shelly's violent trucker boyfriend whose jeans she discovered covered in blood); eye patch-wearing Nadine (Wendy Robie) finally manages to perfect her silent drape idea, when her husband Big Ed (Everett McGill) accidentally spills oil on the wooden runners; Josie Packard (Joan Chen) discovers two ledgers in a safe for the Saw Mill she inherited, one created to disguise the mill's income by her late-husband's sister Catherine Martell (Piper Laurie); and we're treated to the arrival of another outsider in forensic analyst Albert Rosenfield (Miguel Ferrer), brought in by Cooper to search Laura Palmer's body for clues...

Albert's the antithesis of calm Cooper, taking an instant and vocal dislike to the "backwater" town he finds himself dragged out to, and getting up Sheriff Truman's nose within seconds of meeting him. Cooper appears used to Albert's abrasive nature, apparently finding his Federal colleague an amusing oddity. He won't apologize for Albert's rudeness to Truman, but gives him a childish thumbs-up when the Sheriff successful chews the city slicker out over his bad attitude.

By far the most memorable scene, and perhaps the iconic moment of Twin Peaks itself, is the climactic dream Cooper has after retiring to bed. It features a Red Room with crimson curtains and a zigzag-patterned carpet, where he finds himself sat in an armchair, middle-aged, across from a sofa where a sharp-suited dwarf (Michael J. Anderson) and Laura Palmer (Sheryl Lee) are seated. Both talk in peculiar semi-coherent English, requiring subtitles, answering Cooper's simple questions with surreal phrases like "I feel like I know her, but sometimes my arms bend back." Eventually, jazz plays and the dwarf starts a stilted dance as Laura leans over to the wrinkled Cooper and whispers the name of her killer in his ear. Upon waking, Cooper (his gelled-back hair now stuck up, antennae-like from this "broadcast") immediately calls the Sheriff and reveals he knows who killed Laura Palmer...

But, it can wait till morning...

Notes from the Black Lodge:

  • Love Audrey Horne, entering the diner and choosing one of the show's disquieting music tracks from the jukebox, again swaying to the music by herself, as if in a trance. It's also mentioned that she fancies Agent Cooper and has noted his love of coffee, but I'm pretty sure they haven't even shared a scene together yet! Am I wrong? Did she just like the look of him when he gave his speech to the town in the Pilot?

  • David Lynch considers the Red Room sequence one of his finest pieces of work, having expropriated it from the European cut of the Pilot TVM. In case anyone's still unaware about this well-known trivia, the actors learned their lines backwards (phonetically) so that reversing the footage resulted in linear, vaguely coherent speech. A simple but exceedingly creepy effect.

  • Question: who was the man in black, seen lurking behind a tree over Leo's shoulder in the forest? He was mentioned in Laura Palmer's audio-tape to Dr. Jacoby.

  • Is Nadine's obsession with "silent curtains" inferring that she wants the ability to shut herself up from sight of everyone, indoors, without anyone noticing or even hearing her do it? A part of you can't help thinking the strangest members of Twin Peaks are those who have peeked behind the curtain of their small-town and consequently been blighted with mental problems (see also: the Log Lady?) And how did Nadine lose her eye?

Next stop: "Rest In Pain", where mourners attend Laura Palmer's funeral.

written by: Mark Frost & David Lynch directed by: David Lynch starring: Kyle MacLachlan (Agent Dale Cooper), Michael Ontkean (Sheriff Harry S. Truman), Ray Wise (Leland Palmer), Grace Zabriskie (Sarah Palmer), Mary Jo Deschanel (Eileen Hayward), Lara Flynn Boyle (Donna Hayward), Joan Chen (Josie Packard), Piper Laurie (Catherine Martell), Dana Ashbrook (Bobby Briggs), James Marshall (James Hurley), Shelly Johnson (Mädchen Amick), Russ Tamblyn (Dr. Lawrence Jacoby), Tommy Hill (Deputy Hawk), Pete Martell (Jack Nance), Major Garland Briggs (Don Davis), Everett McGill (Big Ed Hurley), Wendy Robie (Nadine Hurley), Richard Beymer (Benjamin Horne), Eric Da Re (Leo Johnson), Sheryl Lee (Laura Palmer), Robert Bauer (Johnny) & Michael J. Anderson (The Man From Another Place) / original airdate: 12 April 1990

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"Look, Bartowski; my job is to look after all the citizens
of this nation, not just the girl who raises your flag."
-- Casey (Adam Baldwin)

I'm still waiting for an all-out stinker this season, but Chuck hasn't put much of a foot wrong so far. I don't think I'll ever embrace the comedy prattle at the Buy More, but "Chuck Versus The Ex" manages to make this week's store-based subplot pass by nicely, as it focused on a story that provides background and insight into Chuck (Zachary Levi)...

This week's situation kicks off when Chuck bumps into his ex-girlfriend Jill (Jordana Brewster), who cruelly dumped him while he was at Stanford University, after she found out he cheated at a test (which he didn't), and went on to date his best-friend/nemesis Bryce Larkin. Five years later, Jill's now a high-flying exec for a cutting-edge bio-science company, while Chuck's still scratching out an existence as a lowly electrical store assistant.

Inevitably for the series (seriously, it's becoming a cast-iron cliché), Chuck flashes on someone close to Jill -- her boss Guy Lafleur (William Abadie) -- and realizes Lafleur's involved in dangerous biochemical weapons. Major Beckman (Bonita Friedericy) orders Chuck to rekindle his romance with Jill, so he can get closer to Lafleur, despite the fact Chuck would rather not re-open old wounds. However, the support of the CIA does mean he can finally impress Jill with a flashy sports car and take her to dinner at an expensive restaurant where everyone knows his name.

Meanwhile, at the Buy More, Big Mike (Mark Christopher Lawrence) chokes on a donut given to him by Emmett Milbarge (Tony Hale), which inspires him to get his staff trained in CPR. Captain Awesome (Ryan McPartlin) is recruited to teach the Buy More staff First Aid, but it's not long before the threat of a written test has Morgan (Joshua Gomez), Lester (Vik Sahay) and Jeff (Scott Krinsky) desperate to pass the only way can: by cheating.


Second of Strahotness: sexy in orange; courtesy of Strahotski.com

The big surprise about "Chuck Versus The Ex" was how well Jordana Brewster slipped into the role of Jill. It's a stretch to accept that a super-geek like Chuck could date someone of Brewster's calibre at uni (those glasses don't hide the fact she's a babe), but I suppose you just have to go with it. Brewster certainly makes an impact, as Jill's history with Chuck and their re-acquaintance stirs up a lot of angst and mixed feelings from our hero geek, always neatly portrayed by Levi.

For the producers, it's another casting coup getting Brewster involved, and I'm glad to see she might become a recurring character -- and one who knows Chuck works for the CIA by the episode's end, which should be interesting. For Sarah (Yvonne Strahovski), Jill is the type of unwanted competition Chuck deals with whenever Bryce reappears, so it was fun to see Sarah handle her jealousy for once. Strahovski is particularly good at showing Sarah's discomfort in tender, subtle moments -- notice her reactions when keeping tabs on Chuck's progress with Jill from inside the surveillance van.

Plus, with Chuck and Jill becoming an item by the end, there's now the juicy prospect of Chuck getting into even knottier problems at home. He now has to pretend Sarah's his girlfriend in front of his friends and family while secretly dating Jill (a woman his sister Ellie despises because she broke her brother's heart.) It's a great way to reinvigorate the show's premise, which sometimes gets stuck in a rut with the Sarah/Chuck relationship. The Chuck/Sarah/Jill triangle (which could be further complicated further if Bryce returns, as he's bedded both women in Chuck's life) is an excellent new development.

Overall, the mix of character-building and comedy worked hand-in-hand this week. The CPR goings-on at the Buy More wasn't that great, but everything else ticked my boxes -- including a climax where the release of poisonous gas made a welcome change to chases and leaps from building windows. More importantly, Brewster worked brilliantly, and hopefully she'll stick around for awhile.


14 July 2009
Virgin1, 9pm

written by: Zev Borow directed by: Jay Chandrasekhar starring: Zachary Levi (Chuck), Yvonne Strahovski (Sarah), Joshua Gomez (Morgan), Ryan McPartlin (Captain Awesome), Mark Christopher Lawrence (Big Mike), Scott Krinsky (Jeff), Vik Sahay (Lester), Julia Ling (Anna Wu), Sarah Lancaster (Ellie), Adam Baldwin (Casey), Bonita Friedericy (General Beckman), Tony Hale (Emmett Milbarge), Ammar Ramzi (Lonnie), William Abadie (Guy Lafleur), Jordana Brewster (Jill Roberts), Zokai Holmes (Valet), Zach Hanks (Barry Rommell), Elaine Loh (Shari), Tom Sean Foley (FBI Guy), Jason E Kelley (Piano Player) & Sinqua Walls (Student)

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Quentin Tarantino disappointed me for the first time with Death Proof, so I'm hoping INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS will be a return to form. This is another grindhouse-esque story about a ruthless gang of Jewish soldiers in WWII (the titular "basterds") who are sent behind enemy lines in '40s occupied France, tasked to terrorized and slaughter as many Nazi's as humanly possible. I'm a little disappointed QT's movies seem to be devolving into violent, adult cartoons (a tone that was justified for Kill Bill, but WWII?) The trailers for Inglourious Basterds, including this one, haven't really grabbed me by the throat, but I'm curious. I guess I'm just waiting for the reviews to trickle through, from sources other than Cannes.

Released: 20 August 2009 (AUS), 21 August 2009 (US/UK)
Downloads: 480P (45MB) | 720P (122MB) | 1080P (165MB)




Ricky Gervais is a smart guy. I love how he's taking his time in Hollywood and picking good projects, to do on his own terms. Even his cameo's in the Night At The Museum movies are done with an eye on ingratiating himself on his co-stars, or repaying professional favours. He's a shrewd networker. So far, he seems to favour fantasy comedies for his solo projects; first with the Sixth Sense-lite Ghost Town and now THE INVENTION OF LYING (formerly This Side Of The Truth), where Ricky plays a man living in an alternate universe where lying isn't done and totally unheard of. The trailer's quite light and fluffy (ELO's the backing track), but the potential for humour is obvious when Ricky's character learns how to tell lies and uses his newfound "super-power" to his own advantage. The fact Ricky co-wrote and co-directed this has me very excited. No word of a lie.

Released: 25 September 2009 (US), 2 October 2009 (UK)
Downloads: 480P (44MB) | 720P (115MB) | 1080P (162MB)



Yes, it's another vampire movie. These things are almost as ubiquitous as zombie films, aren't they. The trick to them putting fresh twists on established vampire lore. In DAYBREAKERS, the premise is that vampires have successfully come to dominate the planet, so much so that only a small pocket of humans exist and are harvested for their precious blood, in Matrix-style battery-farms. But what will happen to vampires if humanity go extinct? Throw Willem Dafoe into the mix as a bad-ass vampire-hunter and Sam Neill as a fanged leader, and you have my undivided attention. Certainly, the trailer looks very slick and exciting, although my interest began to wane in the second half. Very promising, though.

Released: 8 January 2010 (US), 21 January 2009 (AUS)
Downloads: 480P (47MB) | 720P (116MB) | 1080P (173MB)



Richard Kelly needs a hit. His breakthrough, Donnie Darko, is almost a decade old already and follow-up Southland Tale was dogged with problems and released to negative reviews and dismal box-office. THE BOX is based on a classic Richard Matheson story called "Button Button", and stars Cameron Diaz and James Marsden as a couple who are given a box containing a button by Frank Langella. They're then told that pressing the button will grant them a wish, but at the cost of a random stranger's death. Would you push the button? Well, yes. Well, maybe. My main concern here is that the premise is very limiting and I still can't see how Kelly can get a whole movie out of it, but... the trailer here does look very good, so I'm hopeful this will be the hit Kelly needs. I'm a little concerned because The Box has been delayed for months and months, but there's nothing here that puts me off.

Released: 29 October (AUS), 30 October 2009 (US), 4 December 2009 (UK)
Downloads: 480P (37MB) | 720P (66MB) | 1080P (100MB)



If Richard Kelly needs a hit, then M. Night Shyamalan really needs a hit. I actually enjoyed The Village and think it's underrated, but Lady In The Water was terrible and The Happening not much better. THE LAST AIRBENDER is based on a very popular cartoon that I have little to no knowledge of. This teaser is intriguing, but just an appetite-wetter, showing a staff-wielding boy extinguishing a circle of candles with cool martial arts moves in a cave, before the camera pulls out to reveal a fleet of ships on the ocean, flinging balls of flame at the kid's mountain hideout. Ooh. Shyamalan is directing and worked on the script, but this is the first movie he's tackled that's someone else's brainchild, so I hope that shakes him into life again. Although, worryingly, he still insists on putting "An M. Night Shymalan Film" as the first credit before the title, believing that's still a positive thing in peoples' minds. The Sixth Sense was 10 years ago, MNS.

Released: 2 July 2010 (US), 9 September 2010 (AUS)
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As one of their customers myself, I'm pleased to hear that Virgin Media are finally beginning to pull their weight when it comes to high-definition. As promised a few months ago, four HD channels are being added to their XL package: Living HD, FX HD, National Geographic HD and MTVN HD (at no additional charge to XL subscribers). You will, of course, need a Virgin+ box to receive them. These new channels will start to rollout at the end of July, with Living HD first on the line-up. Negotiations are also ongoing with UKTV to launch a HD version of the Good Food channel.

Neil Berkett, Virgin Media chief executive:

"As more homes become HD-ready, the launch of four new HD channels marks the next stage in the evolution of our pioneering TV service. Our lineup of HD channels and hugely popular on demand content is a unique and winning combination and we'll continue to bring more sport, films, entertainment and documentaries to our customers."
This is certainly a step in the right direction for the cable operator, who in the past have favoured video-on-demand content over HD, enabling rival Sky to dominate high-def in the UK. I'm still not convinced a total of five HD channels (including BBC HD) is worth buying a Virgin+ box for, compared to Sky's plethora of high-def content, but at least they're not charging customers for the HD channels themselves (a la Sky's fixed £10 p/month charge ontop of your existing subscription.) Or is the fact you only get these HD channels if you have a XL subscription with Virgin a stealth charge?

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Pick of the Week: "True Blood" -- FX, Fri @10pm

Here's my personal selection of the best, new television shows debuting this week in the UK:

MONDAY 13th
The Fuse (ITV1, 5pm) Gameshow hosted by Austin Healey.
The Street (BBC1, 9pm) Series 3 of the drama from Jimmy McGovern.
Monday Monday (ITV1, 9pm) Comedy-drama set in a supermarket's head office. Stars Peter Wight, Fay Ripley, Jenny Agutter, Neil Stuke & Tom Ellis
Wallander (BBC4, 9pm) The Swedish TV version of the detective series.

TUESDAY 14th
Coast (BBC2, 8pm) Return of the popular series looking into the British Isles coastline. Part 1 of 6.
Freefall (BBC2, 9pm) Drama set in the world of finance. Stars Aidan Gillen, Dominic Cooper, Rosamund Pike, Anna Maxwell Martin, Joseph Mawle, Olive Supple-Still, Riz Ahmed, Emer Kenny, Peter McNeil O'Connor & Sarah Harding.

WEDNESDAY 15th
Who Do You Think You Are? (BBC1, 9pm) Geneology series where celebs discover more about their family tree. Davina McCall is the first celeb, to be followed by David Mitchell, Kate Humble, Martin Freeman, Kim Cattrall & Chris Moyles.
Dragons' Den (BBC2, 9pm) Return of the series where budding entrepreneurs try to persuade a panel of multi-millionaires to back their ideas.

THURSDAY 16th
Veronica Mars (E4, 7.25am) Full run of the teenage high school detective series, starring Kristen Bell. Continues every weekday, at approximately the same time.
New Tricks (BBC1, 9pm) Series 6 of the crime drama about old cops, starring Amanda Redman, Dennis Waterman, Alun Armstrong & James Bolam.
Entourage (ITV2, 10pm) Return of the US series.

FRIDAY 17th
As Seen On TV (BBC1, 8.30pm) Celebrity panel show about TV, hosted by Steve Jones with captains Fern Britton and Jason Manford.
True Blood (FX, 10pm) Season 1 of the US supernatural drama about a world where vampires have made their existence known to humanity. Stars Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, Sam Trammel & Rutina Wesley.

SATURDAY 18th
Anonymous (ITV1, 6.30pm) Comedy series presented by Stephen Mulhern where celebs in disguises prank the public. Features Louis Walsh, Jennie McAlpine, Matt Dawson, JLS, Shayne Ward, Michelle Keegan and Austin Healey.
Lee Evans: Big - Live At The O2 (Channel 4, 10pm) Standup comedy from the hyperactive comedian.

SUNDAY 19th
Privileged (E4, 7pm) US drama series based on the book How To Teach Filthy Rich Girls.
Dara O'Briain Talks Funny: Live In London (BBC2, 10pm) Standup comedy from the Irish comedian.

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I'm officially on holiday now until next Sunday (19 July), but I'm not going anywhere special (i.e, abroad) so there will be some updates. My reviews for Chuck and Twin Peaks won't be affected, but there will probably be delays for everything else (particularly True Blood, but also Mitchell & Webb and Psychoville.)

Also, I'm still at the mercy of a BBC America publicist when it comes to that Russell T. Davies interview I mentioned last week, but he's trying to arrange something for Monday or Tuesday. Ain't It Cool News have first dibs on the piece, but I'm going to try and squeeze in some additional questions for British fans who have seen Children Of Earth, and then repost the interview here (unabridged, transcript style.) I have a decent list of questions that covers most bases now, but if you have a great question you want me to ask RTD, now's your last chance to send me it (via Twitter is best.)

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The penultimate episode of Mitchell and Webb's third series is something of an oddity, because there's not really a lot to love or hate. Most of the sketches fell somewhere in the middle and even the successes weren't as sharp as usual, but it still passed the half-hour well enough.

Great: Subtext messages (amusing idea that mobile phone texts now follow-up messages with the true subtext behind them); a world where all students get A's in their exams; Get Me Hennimore (confusion with the letters 'n' and 'm' this week, in a cleverly written piece.)

Good: Two nutricionists scamming patients with New Age twaddle; a King who has a baron he keeps favouring, to his other subject's frustration; Bussman & Christmas buddy cops, where the latter is a detective permanently stuck in the festive spirit; "My Shags As A Whore" (fun critique of shows like Secret Diary Of A Call Girl, where prostitution is presented as something fun); two guru's on a plinth (a bit daft, but it made me smile); and the anti-CSO copper returns from episode 1.

Bad: Two world-famous cellists intending to turn their terraced house into an interntional airport because they're tired of carrying their cellists around; "can I borrow your pen?"; and an overlong sci-fi sketch where everyone uses the word "Vektron".

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Last week's Catfight was won by Eliza Dushku (81%) against her Dollhouse co-star Dichen Lachman (19%) Thanks to everyone who voted! This week, it's True Blood's Anna Paquin versus Dexter's Julie Benz, because their characters on those shows are both involved with dangerous killers. Sort of. Tenuous, moi? Read on for bio's and your chance to vote for your favourite:


Anna Helene Paquin

Born in Canada but raised In New Zealand, Anna Paquin's career got off to a fantastic start when she won the Academy Award for "Best Supporting Actress" in 1984 as the tender age of 11, for her role in The Piano. She went on to appear in Jane Eyre and Fly Away Home, but it wasn't until 2000 that she returned to world-wide attention playing Rogue in X-Men. She went on to appear in both sequels, before receiving Emmy and Golden Globe nominations for role in the HBO TV-movie Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee. More recently, Anna has take the lead as telepathic waitress Sookie Stackhouse in the HBO vampire drama True Blood, winning a Golden Globe for her performance in 2008. She will next be seen in Margaret (playing a girl who witnesses a bus crash) and the horror film Trick 'r' Treat.

Date of Birth: 24 July 1982
Place of Birth: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Website: www.annapaquinfan.org


Julie M. Benz

After starting her acting career in 1989, Julie Benz appeared in numerous TV shows like Married With Children, Boy Meets World and Diagnosis Murder and failed an audition to play the lead in TV's Buffy The Vampire Slayer in 1996. Fortunately, Julie was offered a small role in the pilot as compensation and the part of Darla grew into a popular supporting character. She even reprised the character in 2000 for Buffy spin-off Angel, before appearing in Steven Spielberg's Taken mini-series and George Of The Jungle 2. More recently, Julie has appeared in a variety of shows (Supernatural, CSI Miami) and video-games (Halo 2), before starring as Rita Bennet on the award-winning Sowtime series Dexter. She's also appeared in Rambo, Saw V and The Punisher: War Zone.

Date of Birth: 1 May 1972
Place of Birth: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
Website: www. julie-benz.info

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[SPOILERS] For me, Children Of Earth never capitalized on the final ten minutes of "Day One" in terms of adrenalized action, but it turned in an enjoyable Quatermass-style mini-series and ended with a finale that got the broad strokes right, even if the details weren't always convincing or logical...

"Day Five" split its characters up after the Thames House gas attack, with Jack (John Barrowman) and Lois (Cush Jumbo) jailed in London, while Gwen (Eve Myles) and Rhys (Kai Owen) return to Cardiff to help the late Ianto's family protect their neighourhood's children from the government – who have sent the military to frogmarch riffraff kids out of school and hand them over to the alien 456. To maintain plausibility when 10% of the world's children are abducted, the Prime Minister (Nicholas Farrell) orders Frobisher (Peter Capaldi) to turn his own daughters over to the authorities, as a way to help convince the public that the kids are being taken for mandatory injections to prevent their chanting and to placate any concerns.

This leads to the first of a few bleak moments, with Frobisher instead deciding to shoot his wife and kids dead in their bedroom, before committing suicide himself, in a scene hauntingly directed by Euros Lyn – intercut to Frobisher's aide Bridget Spears (Susan Brown) telling Lois how virtuous her boss is despite recent events. It goes without saying that Capaldi is magnificent here; the true star of this five-part series, running rings around all the other actors.

It was also a nice touch to add a further level of monstrousness to the 456 themselves, as they admit to Colonel Oduya (Charles Abomeli) they don't even need the children to sustain their lives – no, they're just intergalactic junkies who get high on the biological chemistry of human adolescent. This mass abduction is the equivalent of a crack-head trying to get a fix, and there's something extremely odious about stoner aliens, isn't there? I guess it's not coincidence the 456 resemble an articulated marijuana plant, either.

Again, it's frustrating that the story doesn't revolve around Torchwood that much, with Gwen stuck corralling children at a council estate while debating whether or not to have an abortion, as Jack sits in his jail cell looking morose about indirectly killing Ianto. Once Frobisher tops himself, the episode threatens to lose all tangible focus. Thankfully, Russell T. Davies' script starts to pull events together, with Jack released and soon hatching a plan to destroy the 456 by creating a "constructive wave" with the help of Mr. Dekker (Ian Gelder) and Johnson (Liz May Brice) – effectively this will turn the children into a deafening sound fed back to the extra-terrestrial addicts. Unfortunately, for his plan to work, Jack knows he must sacrifice one child to transmit the signal, and the only youngster available to him is his own grandson Steven (Bear McCausland)...

Overall, "Day Five" managed to craft enough good moments to compensate for the usual difficulty in believing in the situation being presented. The government's plan felt particularly harebrained, as the way the military went about collecting the children was in no way as efficient and surreptitious as it was intended to be, and it was impossible to see how the government could ever hope to get away with it. The demise of the 456 was also riddled with nitpicks once you reflect on the entire five-part storyline: why didn't they offer humanity a cure for, say, cancer if they were happy to provide us with antivirus in '65? Why did they reject Clem as a child? Why did Clem develop a psychic sense of smell? Why did a mere twelve children sustain them for 44 years, but suddenly they require millions? This must mean there are likewise millions of aliens who wanted a drug fix, so won't they be back for revenge now?

Children Of Earth ended about as effectively as most Torchwood and Doctor Who episodes tend to (with creaking clichés), but it felt mildly anticlimactic because we've patiently waited five days for a big finale that instead felt qite rushed and small-scale. Still, "Day Five" contained enough effective moments to gloss over it problems, primarily in seeing Jack save the day with an act of familial sacrifice his daughter Alice (Lucy Cohu) will probably never forgive him for. The coda to Children Of Earth jumped forward in time six months to find a heavily-pregnant Gwen saying farewell to Jack as he teleports off-world, after he admits he's running away from his problems. Jack's realized he's just a milder form of monster himself, really.

I guess this could mean the end of Torchwood, but something tells me the BBC will commission more after this special's stellar performance in the ratings (averaging just shy of 6 million every weeknight), so it won't be long before Cap'n Jack comes back reinvigorated and keen to revive and re-staff a new Torchwood Hub.

What did you think? Was this an effective ending? Did Children Of Earth live up to your expectations? Or did it actually just stretch a decent two-part story to breaking point? Should the Torchwood characters have been more involved and written as more competent people? Did the ending satisfy and leave you desperate for more? Or was it all just another largely predictable mix of enjoyable, ridiculous, mostly dumb sci-fi?


10 July 2009
BBC1, 9pm

written by: Russell T. Davies directed by: Euros Lyn starring: John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness), Eve Myles (Gwen Cooper), Lucy Cohu (Alice Carter), Peter Capaldi (John Frobisher), Kai Owen (Rhys Williams), Liz May Brice (Johnson), Nick Briggs (Rick Yates), Susan Brown (Bridget Spears), Aimee Davies (Mica Davies), Nicholas Farrell (Brian Green), Deborah Finlay (Denise Riley), Ian Gelder (Mr. Dekker), Julia Joyce (Holly Frobisher), Cush Jumbo (Lois Habiba), Rhodri Lewis (Johnny Davies), Ben Lloyd-Holmes (The Operative), Rik Makarem (Dr. Rupesh Patanjali), Hilary MacLean (Anna Frobisher), Bear McCausland (Steven Carter), Colin McFarlane (General Pierce), Sophie Miller (Vanessa), Luke Perry (David Davies), Simon Poland (456 Voice), Rhiannon (Katy Wix) & Madeline Rakic-Platt (Lilly Frobisher)

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Ice Age: Revenge Of The Mammoths

In the US
: Transformers 2 continues to dominate the box-office at #1, pushing ICE AGE 3 into second place (narrowly), as the animated sequel takes $41m... and Michael Mann's PUBLIC ENEMIES debuts at #3 amongst very mixed reviews for the Johnny Depps-starring true life crime drama...

US TOP 10

(1) 1. Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen $42.3m
(-) 2. Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs $41.7m
(-) 3. Public Enemies $25.3m
(2) 4. The Proposal $12.9m
(3) 5. The Hangover $11.3m
(4) 6. Up $6.52m
(5) 7. My Sister's Keeper $5.79m
(7) 8. The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 $2.53m
(6) 9. Year One $2.32m
(9) 10. Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian $2.04m

In the UK: Brits take ICE AGE 3 to our hearts, as the CGI animation comfortably takes #1 with £7m... Johnny Depp's PUBLIC ENEMIES goes straight in at #2 with £2m... and Bollywood movie KAMBAKKHT ISHQ sneaks into the chart to #7...

UK TOP 10

(-) 1. Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs £7.6m
(-) 2. Public Enemies £2.2m
(1) 3. Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen £2.2m
(2) 4. The Hangover £1.5m
(4) 5. My Sister's Keeper £762k
(3) 6. Year One £489k
(-) 7. Kambakkht Ishq £299k
(5) 8. Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian £150k
(6) 9. Terminator: Salvation £149k
(10) 10. Sunshine Cleaning £54k

UK RELEASES THIS WEEK


BRUNO

Docu-comedy. A flamboyant gay Austrian fashionista travels to America to try and become famous.
Director: Larry Charles Starring: Sacha Baron Cohen, Gustaf Hammarsten, Clifford Banagale & Josh Meyers
Tomatometer: 72% (Fresh; based on 119 reviews) "Crude and offensive, but with ample cultural insights and gut-busting laughs, Bruno is another outlandish and entertaining mockumentary from Sacha Baron Cohen."


FIRED UP

Comedy. Two popular high school guys try to become cheerleaders.
Director: Will Gluck Starring: Nicholas D'Agosto, Eric Christian Olsen, Sarah Roemer, Molly Sims, Danneel Harris, David Walton & AnnaLynne McCord
Tomatometer: 25% (Rotten; based on 93 reviews) "Though not as raunchy or juvenile as the average teen comedy, Fired Up is also not as funny."


THE PRIVATE LIVES OF PIPPA LEE

Drama. A woman's much older husband moves to a suburban retirement community and she finds herself heading towards a nervous breakdown.
Director: Rebecca Miller Starring: Robin Wright Penn, Keanu Reeves, Blake Lively, Mike Binder, Alan Arkin, Winona Ryder, Ryan McDonald, Cornelius West & Maria Bello
Tomatometer: 82% (Fresh; based on 17 reviews)

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[SPOILERS] The fourth episode of Psychoville was an unmitigated treat on many levels. Opening with David (Steve Pemberton) and Maureen Sowerbutts (Reece Shearsmith) strangling another member of the "Murder & Chips" murder-mystery troupe (to the score of Psycho), the Hitchcock influence continued with a Rope-style half-hour with no visible camera cuts...

The mother-and-son serial-killers hide the body in a Queen Anne chest, before they're interrupted by the arrival of Chief Inspector Griffin -- played by League Of Gentlemen cohort Mark Gatiss, in a surprise guest appearance that sent a shiver of delight up my spine. With the League united on-screen for the first time since their 2005 movie, episode four proceeded to riff on Hitchcock's Rope in the manner of a dark one-act play.

While definitely a gimmick-y exercise at heart, this was nevertheless enormously entertaining and very funny. There's something incredibly arresting about television when the camera is allowed to float around actors (the set noticeably spaced to allow access around furniture), and the trio put their theatrical skills to great use. The half-hour apparently consisted of two long takes, but I didn't spot the join.

At heart, this was a one-act black-comedy in the style of Hitchcock, with the Sowerbutts forced to pose as Martin and his mother, to answer Griffin's questions about a recent spate of murders in the local area, while trying to hide the body of Martin (at one stage he ends up hung on the back of a door's coat hook), or else add the meddling Griffin to their list of victims. There were some fantastic touches liberally sprinkled about, too: the Sowerbutts dancing to a "cheering-up tape" of Black Lace's "Superman" (itself a gag, because Nietzsche's Übermensch theory was the basis for Rope's murder), to David being interrupted by a chiming clock as he was about to plunge a knife into Griffin's back (resulting in a brief tableaux of the actors.) And the dialogue contained some memorable zingers ("it was a wotsit; a Freudian clit.")

Joyous, clever, witty, intelligent and beautifully-honed black comedy. The acting, writing and staging of the episode was excellent, and the script delighted me with a clever twist halfway through. It wasn't entirely without any real purpose in the context of Psychoville itself, either, as we learned David spent time in the asylum because of his guilt over accidentally killing his father with a sleeping pill overdose -- although, by the end of this episode, David discovers his mother had been poisoning his dad months beforehand. I smell a savage cutting of the apron strings in the weeks to come, don't you?

Overall, this was a real gem. The kind of episode you can't wait to watch again and one that inspires you to get more people watching. As a League Of Gentlemen fanatic, it was wonderful to see Shearsmith, Pemberton and Gatiss together again, and the only downside to their Psychoville reunion was how quickly it passed and left me desperate for more.


9 July 2009
BBC2, 10pm


written by: Reece Shearsmith & Steve Pemberton directed by: Matt Lipsey starring: Reece Shearsmith (Maureen Sowerbutts), Steve Pemberton (Steve Pemberton), Mark Gatiss (Chief Inspector Grifffin) & David Smallbone (Martin)

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[SPOILERS] The penultimate episode of Children Of Earth grapples with political underhandedness and tough decision-making, as the world's government's debate how to appease the 456 and their unacceptable demand for 10% of the world's children...

This results in a handful of scenes that worked very well, particularly when the Prime Minister Green (Nicholas Farrell) and his cabinet convene to discuss ways to discretely handover a sizeable amount of children the country would least miss (i.e. the lower classes.) A fine pastiche of how self-serving civil servants have a failure to communicate and only really care about thinking up a solution that causes them the least personal torment, and something they can pass the buck on afterwards.

It's quickly decided that school league tables will decide which "rejects" will be taken out of classes, under the cover-story of receiving inoculations to stop their chanting, while actually being sacrificed to the aliens. It's an uncomfortable scene of pragmatic elitism, recorded by spy Lois (Cush Jumbo) and beamed directly to Hub2, where Torchwood are effectively amassing evidence to blackmail the PM into allowing Jack (John Barrowman) to confront the 456.

Jack himself is hoping to make amends for the time he arranged the abduction of Scottish orphans in 1965, particularly now rejected child Clement (Paul Copley) has recognized him as such, and his teammates are disappointed he was complicit in the government's deal (twelve children in exchange for an antivirus to beat a pandemic.) In one of the episode's best scenes, a cameraman is allowed inside the 456's gas-chamber and the fate of those original abductees is revealed, as we find one little boy hooked up the three-headed alien as some kind of "battery". It was a ghoulish moment that underlined the 456's monstrous nature, even if that shocking reveal was almost immediately smoothed over by the 456's insistence the children feel no pain.

Really, it's just a same Children Of Earth has struggled to give Torchwood themselves much to do since "Day Two", as the team are once again stuck inside a warehouse watching events unfold on a laptop -- little more than audience members themselves. Then, just when Johnson's (Liz May Brice) hit squad arrive to take them out, Gwen (Eve Myles) plays the blackmail card with the evidence they've gathered and forces the PM to let Jack and Ianto (Gareth David-Lloyd) waltz into Thames House and up to Floor 13.

Only, far from having a masterplan up his sleeve, Jack just tells the 456 that they won't be handing over any kids this time. A noble statement, but one that results in the painful death of twitchy Clement (revealed to have been a "remnant" somehow linked to the aliens all this time -- huh?) and the ill-explained release of a poisonous gas that kills everyone in Thames House -- yes, including Ianto. The final scene found Gwen and a resurrected Jack in a gym full of covered dead bodies, grieving the untimely death of yet another teammate.

It all left me with the awkward feeling that, while it's a wry observation that Torchwood are dullards who triumph through a combination of experience and blind luck, Jack has suddenly become a naïve fool with more blood on his hands than a butcher. I don't agree with how the spineless government were choosing to handle things, but I can understand their quandary (forfeit millions, or allow the death of billions), whereas Jack just swaggered in full of breezy idealism and caused the death of innocent people, including his own boyfriend. I'm beginning to think the concrete cell from "Day Two" really is the best place for this reckless immortal dandy.

Overall, there were some nice themes and political interplay in "Day Three" from writer John Fay, but Children Of Earth has suffered from keeping Torchwood on the periphery of events, often letting them become mere onlookers. The real tension and drama has come from the government officials, so perhaps it was a storytelling mistake to ostracize Torchwood from the inner circle of where the real action has been. It was also frustrating to see Clement killed off unceremoniously, making me wonder what the ultimate point of his character was beyond window-dressing. Of course, I suspect the reason the 456 left him behind in '65 will form the basis of their downfall in "Day Five" tonight. Did Clem have some kind of ailment or deficiency it will be easy to replicate in the world's children, making them unpalatable to the aliens who wish to harvest them? Or will there be a War Of The Worlds-style Achilles Heel for the 456, to be discovered at the eleventh hour?


9 July 2009
BBC1, 9pm


written by: John Fay directed by: Euros Lyn starring: John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness), Eve Myles (Gwen Cooper), Gareth David-Lloyd (Ianto Jones), Lucy Cohu (Alice Carter), Peter Capaldi (John Frobisher), Kai Owen (Rhys Williams), Liz May Brice (Johnson), Nick Briggs (Rick Yates), Susan Brown (Bridget Spears), Lachele Carl (Trinity Wells), Paul Copley (Clement McDonald), Aimee Davies (Mica Davies), Nicholas Farrell (Brian Green), Gregory Ferguson (Young Clement McDonald), Deborah Finlay (Denise Riley), Ian Gelder (Mr. Dekker), Julia Joyce (Holly Frobisher), Cush Jumbo (Lois Habiba), Rhodri Lewis (Johnny Davies), Ben Lloyd-Holmes (The Operative), Rik Makarem (Dr. Rupesh Patanjali), Hilary MacLean (Anna Frobisher), Bear McCausland (Steven Carter), Colin McFarlane (General Pierce), Sophie Miller (Vanessa), Luke Perry (David Davies), Simon Poland (456 Voice), Rhiannon (Katy Wix) & Madeline Rakic-Platt (Lilly Frobisher)

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Torchwood is dominating our attention with its five-part Children Of Earth special this week, but the BBC have chosen to release a preview clip of Doctor Who's "The Waters Of Mars" to satisfy anyone who believes Torchwood is just a stop-gap inbetween TARDIS-based adventures. Take a look at the embedded clip above. What do you think? I think it looks incredibly creepy and that scene wouldn't look out of place in a horror film. Russell T. Davies has waited this long before he goes dark on us? Or is this darker vibe a way to ease us into Steven Moffat's reign? Whatever the reason, I can't wait for this.

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[SPOILERS] "Day Three" was a definite improvement on "Day Two" -- and, while it didn't quite capitalize on the promise of the dynamic "Day One" and marginalized the regulars again, there was welcome development of the overarching storyline and gripping scenes of alien/human diplomacy to keep you glued...

Following the rescue of the freshly-resurrected Jack (John Barrowman), the Torchwood crew take refuge in an abandoned warehouse, where they rather inexplicably manage to create a "Hub2" by stealing credit cards from the public, then networking a few laptops and tapping into the power grid. Later, Ianto (Gareth David-Lloyd) shops for groceries and buys a new jacket for Jack from the Army surplus store (they stock military clothing c. 1940 in Cardiff?), and Gwen (Eve Myles) recruits the help of Whitehall sympathizer Lois Habiba (Cush Jumbo), persuading her to infiltrate Thames House wearing high-tech contact lens that allow the team to see what the government have built on floor 13.

For the second episode in a row, it was noticeable how Torchwood remained on the periphery of this adventure, with the team stuck inside their makeshift Hub2 for the majority of "Day Three", watching events unfold on a laptop while other characters spearhead the drama. Fortunately, this holding pattern wasn't as obvious as it was in "Day Two" and the storyline was robust enough to cope. Once the world's children started pointing towards London and a column of fire punched a hole in the clouds, heralding the arrival of "the 456" into the atmospheric chamber the government had built, "Day Three" hit its stride and began delivering some fun Quatermass-style sci-fi.

Directed Euros Lyn did a superb job handling the 456; a Lovecraftian beast obscured inside the opaque blue-gas chamber, speaking through a booming voice translator and sporadically spewing green gunk onto the glass in frustration, anger, or perhaps a scornful phlegm-y laugh. The alien's reactions were suitably unpredictable and strange, creating a palpable sense of tension in the room, particularly when Frobisher (Peter Capaldi) became the spokesperson for the planet's governments -- his face etched with anxiety, especially while trying to broker a private agreement with the aliens that they keep their previous arrival on Earth in the '60s remain a secret.

Elsewhere, the subplots were primarily setting up the next few episodes, with Jack's daughter Alice (puppet-haired Lucy Cohu) making the mistake of saying "Jack Harkness" on a mobile phone, enabling the Enemy Of The State-style MI5 to trace here whereabouts, deduce her relationship to Jack, and dispatch Johnson (Liz May Brice) to capture her and son Steven (Bear McCausland), to use as leverage against Jack. Jack has a similar idea to kidnap and threaten the life of Frobisher's family, but the civil servant calls his bluff, knowing full well that Jack would never go through with his threat. As a final sting in the tail, Gwen brings Clement (Paul Copley) back to Hub2, where he recognizes Jack as "The Man" who facilitated the abduction of twelve orphans as an appeasing "gift" to the 456 back in 1965, meaning Jack's hands are far from clean.

Overall, "Day Three" was pretty good stuff, particularly in how it successfully handled the 456 (one of the few genuinely mysterious and threatening aliens in the Whoniverse), and the fun espionage of Lois sneaking into Floor 13 so that Torchwood can eavesdrop on the diplomatic meeting with the aliens, who have apparently returned to demand that 10% of the world's children be handed over to them (that's 220 million kids, fact-fans.) I'm guessing the consequences of refusing will be terrible and that someone in UNIT is kicking themselves for not getting The Doctor's number on speed-dial.

While it was fairly obvious that Jack would be personally involved in the events of 1965, the reveal still worked very nicely and "Day Three" set the scene for what will hopefully be an explosive and thrilling two-hour climax. I'm still not entirely convinced Children Of Earth's plot has justified five-parts, but it feels like the exposition is mostly over and we're now in a position to start getting real answers at a more thrilling pace.

Incidentally, I hate to potentially jinx this, but it seems very likely I'll be interviewing Russell T. Davies early next week -- ostensibly about Children Of Earth's premiere on BBC America on 20 July, but I'm free to discuss Doctor Who and whatever else takes my fancy. If you'd like to submit some questions for RTD (ideally ones you've never heard him asked before), then please feel free to suggest some in the comments below.


8 July 2009
BBC1, 9pm


written by: James Moran directed by: Euros Lyn starring: John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness), Eve Myles (Gwen Cooper), Gareth David-Lloyd (Ianto Jones), Lucy Cohu (Alice Carter), Peter Capaldi (John Frobisher), Kai Owen (Rhys Williams), Tom Price (PC Andy Davidson), Liz May Brice (Johnson), Nick Briggs (Rick Yates), Susan Brown (Bridget Spears), Lachele Carl (Trinity Wells), Paul Copley (Clement McDonald), Aimee Davies (Mica Davies), Nicholas Farrell (Brian Green), Deborah Finlay (Denise Riley), Ian Gelder (Mr. Dekker), Julia Joyce (Holly Frobisher), Cush Jumbo (Lois Habiba), Rhodri Lewis (Johnny Davies), Ben Lloyd-Holmes (The Operative), Hilary MacLean (Anna Frobisher), Bear McCausland (Steven Carter), Colin McFarlane (General Pierce), Sophie Miller (Vanessa), Luke Perry (David Davies), Simon Poland (456 Voice), Rhiannon (Katy Wix) & Madeline Rakic-Platt (Lilly Frobisher)

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