Twitter'd: PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4 ~ Dan's Media Digest

My occasional live-tweeting of bad movies continued last Sunday night with 'found footage' sequel PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4, starring a bunch of nobodies with some cameras...

View the story "PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4 (2012)" on StorifyPARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4 (2012)I started live-tweeting the fourth PARANORMAL ACTIVITY movie, almost as a coping mechanism. A scary movie; but only if you're afraid of kids with bowl cuts and (quite literally) things that go bump in the night...Storified by Dan Owen· Sun, May 05 2013 15:53:47IgnimgsDecided to watch #ParanormalActivity4. I’m expecting activity of the paranormal kind, for the fourth time.Dan OwenThese films would never work in the UK, where most people are camera shy. #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenIt would be 90-mins of red-faced Brits pushing the camera away, or looking very grumpy. With ghosts. #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenAre these people rich, or do all middle class Americans live in enormous houses with pools? #ParanormalActivity4Dan Owen20 minutes in and no door has slowly opened by itself. Disappointed. #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenWhy do they leave the Kinect on all night? #ParanormalActivity4Dan Owen34 minutes. No ghosts. #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenAll ghosts appear to bring a humming subwoofer with them. #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenIf you’re just joining me, I’m sort of live-tweeting PA 4: CITIZENS ON PATROL. #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenSmashed chandelier. No sign of Del Boy and Rodney. #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenI’ve lost track of this franchise, but wasn’t a weird cult introduced last time? Where are they? #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenKid on a tricycle. Rarely a good sign in scary movies. #ParanormalActivity4 #TheShining #TheOmenDan OwenChildren are very unforthcoming when they’re in communication with spirits. #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenI’ve realised why everything is so silent. A character is called Wyatt and people mishear it as “quiet” all the time. #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenEveryone in films use Mac’s now. I guess Microsoft have the XBOX Kinect product placement here. #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenI want a 1940s prequel where a man with a moustache animatedly tells scary anecdotes with the aide of a sketchbook. #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenThe scariest thing will be this family’s electricity bill for leaving the Kinect on 24/7. #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenThe invention of Google Glass has unfortunately ensured another four movies. #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenOne full hour in. Not a single creaking door or person pulled the stairs. #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenGhost?! No. #ParanormalActivity4 pic.twitter.com/8kxNLyllyfDan OwenA camera has recorded the dad downloading child porn at 3 a.m. Unusual twist. NOW it’s scary! #ParanormalActivity4 (Joking.)Dan OwenDid they make this movie purely because someone had the Kinect idea? #ParanormalActivity4 (Seems that way.)Dan OwenThey aren’t great movies in general, but this one is really weak. #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenImagine watching this at the cinema, knowing you spent £10 plus money for snacks. Frightening thought. #ParanormalActivity4Dan Owen20 minutes to go. Things had better start happening. #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenA bit of bedtime levitation there. #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenOnly the screenwriters can remember the ongoing story with Hunter. #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenDaughter almost suffocated by car fumes and she smashes the garage door, but parents barely react. Bad actors. #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenIf you’re thrown around like a rag doll by an invisible force, it’s time to consider a move. #ParanormalActivity4Dan OwenHuh? Zombies? That didn’t even have an ending! There were riots in the cinemas as the silent credits rolled, yeah? #ParanormalActivity4Dan Owen

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Twitter'd: PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4

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