Random searches!

It amuses me what people search for on the internet. One bonus of using Statcounter (to keep track of my traffic), is it tells me what search engine queries lead people here... often, incorrectly...

These are some of my favourites:

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I don't keep up with Smallville, but is this the latest twist? Or is someone just hoping their own personal desire might bare fruit in season 7?

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Hmmm, does this guy want one just like in the film? Maybe there's a whole subculture of trendy asthma inhaler users.

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Hopefully a kung fu movie and nothing dirty. Actually, it's a new totally respectable TV show, so rest easy.

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Ahh, but are you a Linda or a Lena kinda man?

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Forget the visuals, it's the narrative this guy wants information on, dammit!

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Awww sweet. They were nice, weren't they.

what was willie nelson's joke in beerfest
Answers on a postcard, please!

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NASA.

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A new reality show coming soon?

jean reno played capt benz fache in which 2006 film
Does someone have a laptop during a pub quiz?

and who once had a nightclub striptease act in milan, performing under the name of rita santiago
Has he tried Friends Reunited? Are you out there, Rita? Please get in touch.

jim carey number 21 theory
Good luck finding that theory...

going to toilet results in mostly gas
Consult your GP, not Google.

sudden arm hair growth
This is either a pertinent question for a young boy, a very worrying medical problem for a grown man, or a serious condition for a woman. Good luck!

There really are some funny people out there. If you're one of them, sorry -- but it's true.