STRICTLY COME (DIRTY) DANCING - Week 3

Week 3 of my Strictly Come Dancing recap for straight men, with an eye for the ladies...

Gabby Logan
A great silver dress and Gabby has that overgrown-girl vibe going on with her long ponytail, longer legs and obvious enthusiasm...

Camilla Dallerup
There's something a little bit crazy about Camilla, which makes for good performances, but I was disappointed her yellow dress covered her fab body.

Penny Lancaster
Wonderful blue dress and looooong legs, but she was very lazy and seemed to have a stuck-on smile. She was a pre-show favourite, but I can't see her doing well with the energetic dances thanks to her height. But, wow, those legs are long...

Ola Jordan
A real sex-kitten in her Moulin Rouge-style cyan dress, but she didn't really sparkle here. At times her grin seemed false and she kept that hot body under wraps. A crime!

Flavia Cacace
Wow. Belly dancer-style dress with purple knickers and wonderful bendy hips. Flavia's a kind of dancing Cleopatra with beautiful legs and a fun temperament.

Kate Garroway
The quicker she goes, the better. Wooden, boring and tedious to watch. A long dress hid whatever physical assets she has. The song "I'm sorry" wasn't apology enough.

Lilia Kopylova
I think I must have died and gone to heaven. Lilia + silver air hostess-style dress, dancing to Christina Aguilera's "Candyman". Absolutely red-hot stuff from the sexiest girl on the show. Sublime.

Leticia Dean
Who told her it would be a good idea to dance around in a black nightie? I can't see her lasting long now, really.

Nicole Cutler
Cute in a red dress and some nice legs, but ultimately a little boring this week. No wonder she was in the bottom 2, but thankfully saved.

Erin Boag
Hmmm. Lovely silver dress, revealing a nice back, but that's about it. Deservedly kicked out on Sunday's results show.

Alesha Dixon
Amazing legs and a great performer, who is obviously having great fun on the show. Incredibly sexy with a writhing rhythm.

Kelly Brook
Classy and beautiful in that red dress, but she lacked the wow-factor for me. Great smile, though.


So, my leaderboard so far:

1. Lilia Kopylova -- 19
2. Alesha Dixon -- 17
3. Flavia Cacace -- 16
4. Kelly Brook -- 15
5.- Ola Jordan -- 13
5.- Camilla Dallerup -- 13
5.- Nicole Cutler -- 13
5.- Gabby Logan -- 13
6. Penny Lancaster -- 11
7. Leticia Dean -- 10
8. Erin Boag -- 7 (now voted off)
9. Kate Garroway -- 7