STRICTLY COME (DIRTY) DANCING - Week 4

It's around Week 4 that I get bored with shows like Strictly Come Dancing. After a month, you don't really see much improvement from now on, do you? Really? Well, maybe a bit -- but people have a built-in level of quality, so I still think you can predict the top 3 men and women by now. It's going to be Alesha, Penny and Kelly versus Gethen, Matt and Kenny --- isn't it?

It's only the stupid phone voting that can mess everything up -- as it did tonight when Penny and Gabby were in the bottom 2. Madness!

Why don't these shows just give the judges the overall vote? It would stop the phone vote scandals, and give us a winner based on dancing quality... not popularity. It's the GMTV crowd keeping Kate in, you mark my words!

Mind you, I have a suspicion that, like me, the Judges base their decisions on who they want to see wiggling around in front of them every week. Gabby or Penny was tonight's choice. While it wasn't a certainty who would go from that pair, the Judges made a wise decision... so, bye-bye Gabs...

Alesha Dixon
Sadly kept those gorgeous legs hidden with a long, garish orange dress. Very disappointing!

Gabby Logan
Wonderful legs, great black dress with a frilly tail and plenty of enthusiasm. Such a shame she was voted out, but rather her than Penny...

Lilia Kopylova
Very cute as usual, with a sexy top-half, but sadly only fleeting glimpses of her legs this week and a slightly muted dance.

Kate Garraway
She looked quite curvy in that tight dress and showed some leg off, but it was another stumbling mess on the dance floor. Time to go, surely?

Nicole Cutler
She shows her age in close-ups behind-the-scenes, and a long white dress didn't help matters during the dance.

Ola Jordan
Very wiggly and sexy in a knee-length dress with great legs and kitten-like face. She's one of the show's most attractive dancers, but never quite shows it!

Kelly Brook
Sexy, shiny black dress that showed off some impressive bosoms and a classy figure... but a mild disappointment.~

Camilla Dallerup
Great legs, if slightly bony, but clearly bundles of cheeky fun -- albeit with a tendency to grin like a loony half the time.

Leticia Dean
Another frumpy appearance, in a purple dress -- like a dancing bruise. Vote her off now, please!

Penny Lancaster
Wow! Austin Powers-style 60s vibe in knee-length boots, towering physique and those fantastically long legs. Beautiful.

Flavia Cacace
Long, yellow dress... everything hidden, so very disappointing.


So the sexiest female dancers at the moment are:

1. Lilia Kopylova -- 25
2. Kelly Brook -- 21
3.- Alesha Dixon -- 20
3.- Ola Jordan -- 20
3.- Camilla Dallerup -- 20
4.- Flavia Cacace -- 19
4.- Gabby Logan -- 19
4.- Penny Lancaster -- 19
5. Nicole Cutler -- 16
6. Leticia Dean -- 14
7. Kate Garraway -- 11