STRICTLY COME (DIRTY) DANCING - Week 8

Wasn't it great to see Lilia Kopylova back on the show, upstaging the Sugababes in all her booty-shaking, hip-twisting glory? Why did she have to get booted out, God -- why??!!

It was week 8 of Strictly Come Dancing and surely it's a foregone conclusion that Alesha has won, now that Kelly (her closest competition) has been battle-damaged by some scathing Judge comments?

As usual, my marks for beauty and sexiness (none of that technique and skill malarkey) are:

Camilla Dallerup
Another one of those long pink dresses that hide everything, although Camilla always looks pretty regardless.

Nicole Cutler
A silver dress and tiny skirt that showed off plenty of leg, with nice long hair and a fun, energetic vibe the the dance. Great stuff!

Leticia Dean
No, not for me. A chocolate brown dress? Something about Leticia just annoys me now, sorry.

Kelly Brook
Just what is it with cyan blue on this show? Kelly was her usual sex-bomb self in a frilly short skirt, slender legs and a hip, cool vibe to her performance of "Stayin' Alive". Sexy.

Ola Jordan
So disappointing! Why did she dress up like a shrink-wrapped granny? Her fabulous body was totally hidden -- so thank heavens for the semi-transparent top. But she's still the most inconsistent dancer at exuding sex-appeal.

Flavia Cacace
Sexy in lime green because of those brilliant tanned legs, sexy open-back and a fast and fun style to her performance. Excellent!

Alesha Dixon
Absolutely perfect! A white/silver dress that showed off every inch of those luscious pins, dancing sexily to Beyonce's "Crazy In Love", like a Amazonian goddess with mane-like hair that got every man's blood pumping. Superb!

And we bid farewell to Nicole Cutler (and some ex-footballer called John Barnes), who were in the bottom 2 for yet another week and were unfortunately up against Kelly Brook. As surprisingly great as Nicole's been, I'd rather watch Kelly steam up the dance floor, so it's a good call by the Judges...

And what's that done to my leader-board? Well...

1. Kelly Brook -- 51
2. Alesha Dixon -- 48
3. Ola Jordan -- 45
4. Flavia Cacace -- 41
5. Camilla Dallerup -- 40
6. Nicole Cutler -- 39
7. Leticia Dean -- 31