It never fails to amuse me what people type into search engines. Here's a list of random, bizarre, funny keywords that pointed people in the direction of my blog:
lucy griffiths nude
Ahh, the most popular phrase that brings people my way! I'm so proud. To answer this of question: she's never appeared nude, sadly. In her work, I mean. I'm sure her bathing etiquette is totally normal.
san quentin prison write to prisoners guy serving 15 life sentences louis theroux
And what would you write, pray tell, Mr. Shakespeare?
What audio for freesat?
Possibly typed by a time-travelling Roman. A follow-up query: "... and what news of ITV HD?"
billie piper turn left teeth
Yes, it's a hot topic mystery we simply must get to the bottom of. Does anyone know her dentist?
brown 4 foot indiana jones whip
It has to be brown, y'hear? I've seen those luminous yellow ones -- so not worth it.
grace brannigan
Who? Wife of Zapp by any chance?
billie piper rose teeth
Okay, we get it. Leave the poor girl alone.
strangled by a woman
I hope he wasn't searching the 'net for advice while the deed was being done. If you're still alive, mate: jab her in the ribs!
tips on making comics for girls
Plenty of pink and make the central character a WAG superhero? "WonderWAG"? I'll take 10% of any earnings, thank you.
robbie turner die before meeting cecilia?
Ooh, spoiler. Look away! Look away!
doctor who rose teeth different
Okay, stop it.
passion of the christ drinking game
Don't do it! You'll need your stomach pumped if you follow the "one swig for every flog" rule! Just stick to "three swigs for every resurrection". "One per nail" at the most.
natalie morales rosario dawson
Hey, I made that comparison, too! Great minds, etc.
stares sexiest
Who has the sexiest stare? Seriously? That's some fetish.
mr. magorium's wonder emporium a homosexual movie
What are you hoping to find with that search request? A Hoffman/Bateman bunk-up?
on the film beerfest why have team england got great britain flags on their tops
Is it because a lot of Americans don't understand the difference between England and the UK? Yes. Yes, it is.
The hundreds of other keywords have been boringly normal and sane.
lucy griffiths nude
Ahh, the most popular phrase that brings people my way! I'm so proud. To answer this of question: she's never appeared nude, sadly. In her work, I mean. I'm sure her bathing etiquette is totally normal.
san quentin prison write to prisoners guy serving 15 life sentences louis theroux
And what would you write, pray tell, Mr. Shakespeare?
What audio for freesat?
Possibly typed by a time-travelling Roman. A follow-up query: "... and what news of ITV HD?"
billie piper turn left teeth
Yes, it's a hot topic mystery we simply must get to the bottom of. Does anyone know her dentist?
brown 4 foot indiana jones whip
It has to be brown, y'hear? I've seen those luminous yellow ones -- so not worth it.
grace brannigan
Who? Wife of Zapp by any chance?
billie piper rose teeth
Okay, we get it. Leave the poor girl alone.
strangled by a woman
I hope he wasn't searching the 'net for advice while the deed was being done. If you're still alive, mate: jab her in the ribs!
tips on making comics for girls
Plenty of pink and make the central character a WAG superhero? "WonderWAG"? I'll take 10% of any earnings, thank you.
robbie turner die before meeting cecilia?
Ooh, spoiler. Look away! Look away!
doctor who rose teeth different
Okay, stop it.
passion of the christ drinking game
Don't do it! You'll need your stomach pumped if you follow the "one swig for every flog" rule! Just stick to "three swigs for every resurrection". "One per nail" at the most.
natalie morales rosario dawson
Hey, I made that comparison, too! Great minds, etc.
stares sexiest
Who has the sexiest stare? Seriously? That's some fetish.
mr. magorium's wonder emporium a homosexual movie
What are you hoping to find with that search request? A Hoffman/Bateman bunk-up?
on the film beerfest why have team england got great britain flags on their tops
Is it because a lot of Americans don't understand the difference between England and the UK? Yes. Yes, it is.
The hundreds of other keywords have been boringly normal and sane.
