
We're knee-deep in a thick malaise of implausible rivalries, flip-flopping loyalties and questionable logic, with Linc (Dominic Purcell) failing to get anything useful out of narrative dead-end Mr. Sandinsky, until The General (Leon Russom) arrives to takeover the interrogation. T-Bag (Robert Knepper) is then exposed as the General's inside-man who's been feeding him intel about Linc's attempts to find Scylla, prompting a laughable storyline with T-Bag trying to endear himself to the General so he can become a Company agent. The bizarre thing is: idiot Krantz actually believes a convicted paedophile with pathological disloyalty would make a fantastic new recruit! Jeez.

Miller isn't a strong enough actor to run the gamut of emotions required upon hearing his beloved bro's a stray, either -- so he instead opts to break his trademark serenity by just shouting a bit. Then he drags his mom to a bathroom and threatens to drown her in hot water unless she cooperates and tells him where Linc is. So he can intercept Linc if he manages to steal Scylla, assumedly? I'm past caring. Christina gives up the information, so Michael hotfoots it to a Progressive Energies conference, leaving Sara alone with his mother, where she's predictably tricked and allow Christina to escape using, er, dental floss.
The episode's climax is relatively sane (unless you think about it for more than a few seconds), as we realize the Progressive Energies conference is just an elaborate set-up by Christina, who has her men assassinate Scylla's buyer as he gives his key-note speech, having planted evidence around the building that implicates Linc's team in the deed. Across town, Christina flees with her right-hand man Mr Downey, with Scylla still in her possession.

Overall, "S.O.B" was another awkward and tedious episode, enlivened by a climax that gave the preceding hour slightly more credibility, as a few strings tightened around our heroes' necks. But really, Prison Break has descending into a rather farcical miasma of stupidity that beggars belief. It's a spinning plates act where the sound of smashing crockery is becoming deafening.
5 May 2009
Sky1, 10pm
Writer: Karyn Usher
Director: Garry A. Brown
Cast: Wentworth Miller (Michael), Dominic Purcell (Linc), William Fichtner (Mahone), Robert Knepper (T-Bag), Michael Rappaport (Don), Leon Russom (General Krantz), Kathleen Quinlan (Christina) & Sarah Wayne Callies (Sara)