

If you have a headache reading that paragraph, I sympathize. This episode is nigh impossible to recount without risking a brain aneurism, but suffice to say "The Big Bang" did an extraordinarily good job of reversing last week's cliffhanger. In effect, The Doctor had to rescue his friends, escape captivity, and revive the collapsing universe with a second Big Bang using the Pandorica in a head-on collision with the "Sun" (which in the alternate timeline he found himself in, is actually just his TARDIS exploding while caught in a continuous emergency time-loop). Got all that?
As expected, and correctly predicted by many fans over the weeks, Amy's nonsensical childhood had a big role to play, too. The so-called "Girl Who Waited" became the only person who could bring the sacrificial Doctor back into existence by simply remembering him on her wedding day, with a little nudge from River Song and her empty blue journal. Effectively, she imagining her imaginary friend "the Raggedy Doctor" back into existence, whose heroic act and advice had restored her missing parents -- who had assumedly bled out of existence when the crack first appeared in her bedroom wall? The whole series has hinged around a nighttime adventure and bedtime story for Amelia, which feels like the perfect way to treat this show as a whole.
This was a mad, emotional, satisfying and beautiful episode. The direction from Toby Haynes was superb, particularly in the Night At The Museum-esque action sequences involving a resurrected fossilized Dalek. The show has improved its visual style this year, offering plenty of cinematic moments that often put far more expensive US dramas to shame. But while there were some fantastic sequences and special effects, but the story never relied on the excessive CGI we've come to expect from cluttered nu-Who finales. It was instead all about the story and the characters; a confluence that swept you along with a big grin on your face.
Steven Moffat been saying his intention is to turn Doctor Who into a fairy tale, and this was by far the best example of that desire. So much so that even the stupid things we were asked to swallow (plastic Rory waiting 2,000 years to be united with Amy) felt natural and no less implausible than giant beanstalks that lead to cloud-dwelling giants. It's been a wise move on Moffat's part, because nerdy nitpicks and a sneering attitude to Who's pseudo-science can be deflected easier now. As long as it has heart and works within its own internal logic, I'm more than happy to go along for the ride.
It almost goes without saying that Matt Smith ends his freshman year with a rousing crescendo. He was marvellous throughout this episode, and has been steadily improving all series. Seeing The Doctor take charge and get himself out of his dilemma like a temporal escapologist was joyous from start to finish, while also being very funny in that bonkers, restless style Moffat's writing has. I especially loved The Doctor's newfound appreciation for Fez hats
What more is there to say? I could wax lyrical about the finer points of "The Big Bang" until I'm out of breath, there was so much to digest and rave about. A wonderfully confident episode chock-full of brilliant moments and sparkling dialogue. There's a real sense of self-belief in Moffat's writing -- and you get the sense he's just as aware of the nitpicks as the most anal fans, so takes time to answer a few of the more pertinent gripes along the way. I'm sure plenty of people were wondering how our Sun was still in existence if all the stars had been erased from the universe, for example, but an answer for that was just around the corner. In essence, there's always just enough cleverness for you to relax about the silliness.

River Song is undoubtedly a major piece of Moffat's non-linear jigsaw, and I was very intrigued by her inference to The Doctor that the next time they meet their relationship's going to change... for the worse. In that case, "The Big Bang" probably marks the end of the honeymoon between River and The Doctor, but my love for nu-Who just hit a glorious fifth year anniversary.
Asides
- How great was the scene with River Song facing down a Stone Dalek and making it squeal for mercy? Very.
- It was perhaps unfortunate the Pandorica became a deus ex machina of Russell T. Davies proportions (it's not only an impermeable prison cube, but can resurrect the dead and reset the universe), but Moffat's writing did a better job of making you accept the contrivance. In a RTD script, the Pandorica's multiple abilities would have been revealed in the final few minutes, but here it was fed to us over the hour. And made enough loose sense that it didn't irritate me.
- "I wear Fezzes now. Fezzes are cool." But I'm with Amy and River in hoping The Doctor drops that fad.
- So the lack of ducks in the village duck pond meant nothing. Oh.
- As predicted many weeks ago, that odd scene from "Flesh & Stone" was indeed tied to the finale, when The Doctor went spinning back through his own timeline. This confirmed there were actually two versions of The Doctor in that earlier episode (one with a tweed jacket, one without). It was a shame the series as a whole didn't glue together in a tighter way, but considering the headaches involved in plotting one episode, let alone masterminding thirteen, I'm not going to grumble. It's amazing Moffat's able to plan this series as well as he does, really.
- "Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue..." Pure genius. It's that kind of clever snap Moffat brings to the table that I really respond to.
- I really loved the effects throughout, but it was the little touches that impressed me most – like that "snap" of electricity and curl of smoke after the teleporting Doctor left Roman Rory in the field. A lovely touch. Or the wide shot of Amelia standing before the Pandorica as it opened, sending that crack of light out into the dark museum. Goosebumps.
WRITER: Steven Moffat
DIRECTOR: Toby Haynes
GUEST CAST: Alex Kingston, Arthur Darvill, Caitlin Blackwood, Susan Vidley, Frances Ashman, Barnaby Edwards, William Pretsell, Helco Johnson & Karen Westwood
TRANSMISSION: 26 JUNE 2010 - BBC1/HD, 6.05PM