[View the story "TAKEN 2 (2012)" on Storify ]TAKEN 2 (2012) I live-tweeted the sequel to TAKEN, imaginatively entitled TAKEN 2. It stars Liam Neeson (voice of Aslan, face of Schindler) as retired CIA agent Bryan Mills, who has to snap foreign people's necks in Istanbul when baddies kidnap Jean Grey from X-MEN... Storified by Dan Owen · Sun, May 12 2013 02:51:04
taken-2-posterImagínate el nombre que quieras
About to watch #Taken2. If it's appropriately laughable, this might become a live-tweet.Dan Owen
Theory: any film with an 'extended version' on the video release is bad. #Taken2Dan Owen
How did they miss the chance to call this TAKEN 2: THE EXTREME? #Taken2Dan Owen
'Liam Neeson' backwards is Nose En Mail, which I think is French for 'nose and mail' #Taken2Dan Owen
A funeral for the henchmen. That Austin Powers joke has gone dramatic and mainstream. #Taken2Dan Owen
It's Liam Neeson. The nightmare of 'cold callers' everywhere. #Taken2Dan Owen
The title refers to the loss of Maggie Grace's virginity? #Taken2Dan Owen
It's a live-action AMERICAN DAD in many ways, without the camp alien and German goldfish. #Taken2Dan Owen
It was ridiculous enough before, but is Maggie Grace STILL playing a teenager in #Taken2?Dan Owen
If you watch #Taken2 and #OlympusHasFallen as a double-bill, before going to bed after eating a block of Cheddar, you dream that 24 movie.Dan Owen
Neeson and his buddies sure do love a barbecue. #Taken2Dan Owen
All of Neeson's characters feel the same lately. I half expect him to lose January Jones and fight a wolf in this hotel lobby. #Taken2Dan Owen
Who goes to Istanbul with their parents, then to a nightclub with their dad? Maggie Grace's bizarre character, that's who! #Taken2Dan Owen
You always see washing lines suspended between high windows across streets. How do they peg clothes out that far? #Taken2Dan Owen
He's very quick to assume his family are going to be kidnapped. Correct, sure, but oddly quick to assume the worst. #Taken2Dan Owen
A car just smashed a crate of fruit in an alley. NOW we have an action movie! #Taken2Dan Owen
You can't catch the voice of Aslan. Nobody can. #Taken2Dan Owen
Why do the villains allow him to make a phone call? Did they like that bit from the previous movie, too? #Taken2Dan Owen
Hide in the closet? That's the first place killers look! Just ask Michael Myers. #Taken2Dan Owen
His daughter's even called Kim. They don't even try to hide 24's influence, do they. I guess Famke Janssen's the "cougar"? #Taken2Dan Owen
I remember this 'grenade location' scene being ridiculed, but it's the kind of crazy-clever I like. #Taken2Dan Owen
The certificate was lowered for #Taken2. By that logic, #Taken4 will be a U cert, where Neeson goes around giving baddies nipple cripples.Dan Owen
She has a habit of throwing grenades at very destructive targets. #Taken2Dan Owen
If I ever went to Istanbul, I really must visit their rooftops. It's the city's No1 tourist hotspot. #Taken2 #SkyfallDan Owen
You have instantaneous advanced driving skills if Liam Neeson's a passenger yelling "Go! Go!" and "Keep goin'!" #Taken2Dan Owen
Can we have a prequel starring David Morrissey? #Taken2Dan Owen
Kim really need to get pregnant, so another family member can get taken in the next movie. #Taken2Dan Owen
You'd snap your wrist if you fired a sub-machine gun one-handed, upside down, around a corner! #Taken2Dan Owen
I wish I'd played Jamie in #Taken2. Role of a lifetime.Dan Owen
In summation: a weaker sequel unable to catch B-movie lightning twice, but not as awful as feared. Just a tepid retread. #Taken2Dan Owen
It was directed by Olivier Megaton, which is the name Megatron uses when checking into the Ritz. #Taken2 #TransformersDan Owen
The 'alternate ending' extra is 25 MINUTES LONG. #Taken2Dan Owen
