BB8: CHARLEY SAYS...

Seriously, who else thinks Charley is the most aggravating person in the world? She was evicted on Friday (only, being "fake week", she was promptly thrown back in), where she immediately began twisting the experience into some sugar-coated fairy tale.

She exited the house to organized silence and a few jeers, was led away by Davina, given the customary "touchy-feely" interview, shown clips of her being an argumentative bitch, told who nominated her that week, and promptly shoved back into the house.

Only, reality doesn't register with Charley. If you believe her, she exited the house to screams, adoring fans and huge placards, was told how "unique" she was by Davina, realized how ugly she looked being angry, couldn't believe people genuinely nominated her, then went back into the house to become Queen Bee.

So now she's strutting around the house, seemingly impervious to anything thrown at her. The first housemate to ever "beat" eviction. Her ego is bigger than Carol's waist right now.

The weird thing is: I actually think Charley half-believes her version of events. If she blots out everything bad, she can just reinvent the past and strive forward. It's probably a survival mechanism. I get the impression Charley is constantly struggling to be liked and appreciated by people. As far as she's concerned, if people don't like you, it's their fault.

She just tells it like it is, y'get me?

What a horrid person. I sincerely hope a future punishment of Big Brother's is to play Charley's eviction (unedited and in full) to the house. Even Charley can't argue against uncut video footage. Although she'd probably have a go!

Oh well. As always with this show, the truth (or, atleast the "truth" viewers are given) will out. One day they'll all be free to sit down and realize just how bitchy, back-stabbing, unlikeable, argumentative and idiotic most of them are.

Well, actually, that may not be true. Ex-housemates tend to spend 6 months clubbing in London, appearing on chat-shows, perhaps starring in a shortlived reality TV show, before posing with their boobs out in some lad's mag. I doubt they'll care if Charley made stuff up once the hangovers clear, the cash dries up and they realize they won't be "stars" for much longer.

It's kind of annoying that cameras aren't around to capture the moment Charley isn't allowed access to a VIP area... probably in June 2008... because nobody cares she was the "mouthy, bitchy one from BB8".