LISA SNOWDON & Brendan Cole
Argentine Tango: Lisa looked super-sexy in a chocolate-coloured dress that hugged all her curves, helped immensely by the erotic music (Infiltrado by Bajofondo). Fantastic legs that spent half their time wrapped around Brendan, lucky bloke. Superb, sexually-charged excellence.
Quickstep: Nice, light fun. Pale blue dress, hair up, lots of style and grace.
CAMILLA DALLERUP & Tom Chambers
Jive: Really good fun, with Camilla putting on her usual overexcited schoolgirl act. Golden dress, short skirt, acres of leg, lots of verve and energy. Excellent.
Argentine Tango: Any acting before the start of a dance just looks cheesy to me, but never mind. Camilla's tango used the classic Por Cabeza by The Tango Project, and she looked devilishly sexy in a red dress, with long blonde hair and lightning quick legwork.
RACHEL STEVENS & Vincent Simone
Tango: The second raw and sexy tango of the evening. Rachel was a bit more refined than Lisa, but when you put her petite curviness into a tiny black dress, it's impossible to disappoint.
American Smooth: Gorgeous once again in a salmon-pink gown; great cleavage, perfect face, firm bottom. Very smooth and pleasant. The dance, I mean.
THE DANCE-OFF
Nope, no dance off. I want my money back!13 December 2008 – BBC1, 6.10pm & 8.40pm