I'm not even going to mention the furore over the semi-final results -- where the judges scores placed Rachel and Lisa joint-first, which therefore made it impossible for viewers to vote Tom out of a dance-off. Oh, I just did! Well, the upshot of it all is simple: this Saturday's big final will have all three dancers participating -- which is actually better for the show. No photos this week, I'm afraid. But, I have a selection of video's instead!
LISA SNOWDON & Brendan Cole
Argentine Tango: Lisa looked super-sexy in a chocolate-coloured dress that hugged all her curves, helped immensely by the erotic music (Infiltrado by Bajofondo). Fantastic legs that spent half their time wrapped around Brendan, lucky bloke. Superb, sexually-charged excellence.
Jive: Really good fun, with Camilla putting on her usual overexcited schoolgirl act. Golden dress, short skirt, acres of leg, lots of verve and energy. Excellent.
Argentine Tango: Any acting before the start of a dance just looks cheesy to me, but never mind. Camilla's tango used the classic Por Cabeza by The Tango Project, and she looked devilishly sexy in a red dress, with long blonde hair and lightning quick legwork.
RACHEL STEVENS & Vincent Simone
Tango: The second raw and sexy tango of the evening. Rachel was a bit more refined than Lisa, but when you put her petite curviness into a tiny black dress, it's impossible to disappoint.
American Smooth: Gorgeous once again in a salmon-pink gown; great cleavage, perfect face, firm bottom. Very smooth and pleasant. The dance, I mean.