No, I didn't think there'd be a Big Brother post this long after the finale either! But the BB aftershocks continue with another tremor, this one 9.6 on the Richter scale: the twins (a.k.a Sam and Amanda, a.a.k.a "Samanda") doing a cover version of Aqua's Barbie Girl!
Now, for most normally-adjusted people, Samanda and Aqua will be in your Top 50 Most Annoying Things Ever. What, you don't keep a list? Hmmm, just me then. Putting these irritants together is a scheme worthy of Satan himself (or, in this case, greedy music executives.)
If you think your ears can withstand their heavily-synthesized voices and the vacant stares that scream "help; I don't know what I'm doing, but I've been told to do it", then watch a clip of Samanda's musical mess-up here. They can't sing to save their lives, or act care-free and happy either, but they've certainly been practicing their dance moves!
I don't begrudge people their 15 minutes of fame, and I'm sure the conjoined-consciousness known as "Samanda" wouldn't hurt a fly... but this is tragic stuff. Just the whiff of incest from the shared bath tub shot is reason for this to be banned!
Oh well. Their single is out soon (coming to bargain bins soon, folks!) so you know what to get your enemies this Christmas. Unless you're a die-hard Big Brother addict, Samanda super-fan, or have no musical taste. Even BB1's Nichola is embarrassed for them both!
